_ You reckon we can grab some tacos later on ? My treat of course.

Deadpool asks after casually smashed a dealer's head on the wall. He is not in a great mood today. After letting a bad guy slipped out from his own hand, he had a warm friendly talk with Nicholas Fury, saying he's now under his watching blah, work with enthusiasm blah blah, do not blow their brain up blah blah blah. So there're 3 things in this world can lift up his crappy day, 1. Fill a body with 12 bullets 2. Spideypoo 3. Hang out the his 'unicorn'. We can clearly tell that 1, isn't effective so much since he's been trying to cut down his KPI of dead bodies. 3 is.. erm.. too much information and no one wants to know. So the only option that works, of course is Spidey !!!

_ Pleaseee Webs, I had a bad day..

Peter rolls his eyes at the mercenary while webbing up those 'evidences'. Well, he doesn't have a proper reason to say no, although Bucky will make lasagne for dinner.. but he's craving for tacos so why not !? He can eat a truck if he wants to.

_ You get the food, I'll take care of the drinks. Sounds good ?

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_ You genuinely went to Starbucks to get a coffee and a cookie and cream frappuccino in your spandex ?

Deadpool interrogates the younger in doubt while looking at how happy he is, sitting on the edge of a 50 floors building, injecting that sugary drink into his blood. After months of hanging around, DP can tell a few things from the young hero, even though he always changes the topic whenever he asks him something too personal. He likes sandwiches, fast food, or anything deep fried; loves sweets like very very sweet, he smashed through a freaking wall after having a rainbow frappe; kind and modest but it doesn't stop him from being interesting and hilarious; Iron Can is overprotective to him, basically a dad; a strong spider who can break his neck with a snap, but not that he would mind that;.. which Deadpool comes with a conclusion: teenager. He's pretty sure that Spidey is no way surpass 18.

_ No line up needed and no misspelled name, so why not ?!

Peter shrugs while taking a huge bite of his taco. Then questions the other guy too.

_ You went to buy tacos in your swim suit AND those ?

_ Hey watch it !! She can hear you !!

Deadpool dramatically gasps back then leans his head, whispering to the katanas on his back.

_ Don't listen to him ! You'll be with me til my last breath, which in my pathetic un-dying ass situation, never.

The younger chuckles a bit from his sudden stand-up comedy. He still can't believe, out of billions of people in this world, he feels comfortable with a deadly mercenary who is also the infamous Deadpool? Of course knowing their precious boy hangs out with a killer that had his name in SHIELD's black list is an 'Avengers' level threat', the whole team have taken him to multiple serious talk, like 'Natasha's seriousness talk', but Peter can't help but meeting the guy and they both patrol around the city. Deadpool's trying to change, hasn't killed anyone for 2 months and Peter never feels a tingle about him, so why can't they hang out together ? like friendssss.

_ Will you be at the A's Compound tomorrow ? I'm going to have a 'small intimate lunch' with Nicholas there so we can hang out !!

Deadpool chuckles at the boy, who is swinging his legs in satisfaction after finishing his little snack.

_ Nah man, I've only been there for a very few time. I'm not an Avenger though.

Peter calmly says, slightly squints of how sweet his frappuccino is.

_ Aww.. excitement has.. vanished...

Deadpool drops his head in disappointment. Without Spidey, then what's the fun in the A's Compound !? He might have to steal Bucky's metal arm and stick it on a magnetic ceiling, to lift up his mood. Sounds exciting, wooh.ooh.

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_ Hey guys, pretty gloomy for a Saturday noon ? Do you have anything to eat ? Urgg I'm starving !!! Can you believe Nicholas inviting me to a 'small intimate lunch' with no food no drinks !?? Rudeeee.

Deadpool rambles while walking into a living room fulled of Avengers, which is enough for them to pull out all of their weapons. The talk with Patchy guy was quite good. Deadpool has finally agreed to work with SHIELD, mostly talking care of the 'dark ground' and extremely dangerous missions and criminals which he can 'accidentally' kill them while 'trying' to capture them.

_ GET THE F- OFF DEADPOOL !! You, working for SHIELD doesn't mean you can step into my property !!!!!

Tony shouts in his Ironman suit with his blaster aiming at that shieetpant. This guy has stepped on his nerve for way too many times. The only reason for his body hasn't been cut off to hundreds of pieces and sent in every planets of the universe, is beacause of Peter's disapproval. The kid, still, Tony doesn't know why, keeps defending and hanging out with this joker !? Which increases his hatred toward Deadpool even bigger.

_ Aww don't be like that ! Everyone loves a little bit of Deadpool. Natie lovessss meeeee.

Deadpool points at the woman sitting on the couch with her short gun, also aiming at him. Ouch, rudeee.

_ Imma blow your brain up.

_ See ?! Loveeeee.

Right when Natasha's about to pull the trigger to shut that freaker up, an explosion occurs making everyone in the living room wobble.

_ Friday what was that !!??

Tony yells out.

" It seems like there's an explosion, in the lab, and- "

_ PETER !!

Tony cuts Friday's words and races to the lab. He releases his Mark 50 and ready to blast anyone dare to explode his lab and his kid !!

Everyone has arrived at the highest floor of the tower to find smoke everywhere. Tony and Natasha tend to rush in the lab then, the door opens and a familiar figure wobbly steps out while coughing non-stop.

_ Now that, is what I call a 'Pre-Sunday roast', oh my goshh.

Peter is coughing way too much that he actually tears up. The kid hasn't acknowledged all the stares focusing on him.

_ Oh... am I.. missing something..?? Anyone needs goggles ? Oxygen ventilator ? It's quite smokey in here.

Peter with his begrimed face due to the smoke, asks the whole team awkwardly while holding a spanner.

" And Peter is fine, Boss "

Friday says with her sass, which makes the team sigh in relief.

_ Ok, third time this month. What on earth are you making !??? I thought we were over this 'secret little project' things !?

Tony growls with his hands up in the air, but also relieves that the kid is alright.

_ It wouldn't be any fun if I told you !!!

Peter whines back then notices a strangely familiar color's combination.. red and black ???

_ You, are the least expected person that I think I'll meet at the Stark Tower, Boy-oh-boi.

Deadpool grins happily. You can see how creepy that white eyes are when he smiles. Oooww, his day is better-er already !!

_ YOU MET HIM ?? YOU KNOW HIM ??

Clint shouts in shock, like genuinely, shock.

_ What.did.you.do.

Nat trips and pinches Deadpool down, with a gun under his chin.

_ Whoah whoah, easy Red head. Can you please pull her off before my body reacts to a very normal way ? Anyone ?

He lays his hands in surrenders.

_ We met twice. On top of a building, accidentally. And when I saved his cutie face from getting mugged.

Deadpool calmly presents in front of all the Avengers' killer look. Dangg, he feels brave, drowning in courage, faith and heroism.

_ You ? being mugged !?

Sam raises his eyebrow. This kid normal life is a mystery !!

_ I was on my way back from school IN casual clothes !! Sweeter, baggy jean, so of course a skinny punny kid will be their target !!

Peter explains while eyeing the guys tensely, trying to refer that Deadpool hasn't known about Spiderman's identity yet.

_ At least now I know your name. Peter, right baby boy ?

Deadpool skips joyfully toward the boy, ignoring all the weapons aiming at him.

_ Why don't we go explore the Tower AND YOU ! You can be my tour guide, Peteypie. Since I'm technically an Avengersss now-

_ SHIELD'S.ERRAND.BOY.

Tony groans angrily seeing he wraps his hand arround Peter's shoulder.

_ Like your aunties and uncles there, AND YOUR DAD.

Peter looks surprisedly at DP's words.

_ No ! No.. erm.. He's my mentor.. and my legal guardian..

The boy awkwardly corrects the guy, nervously eyeing others' reactions.

_ Huhm... Well I don't really care, family stuff. Let's go Peteypie !! Did you have lunch !? I heard there's spaghetti and meatball in the cafeteria today !!! Sounds thrilling !??

Deadpool flaps his hand around and pulls the boy to come with him.

_ .. Yeah.. yeah.. sounds.. great !!

Peter tries to look at Steve's disappointed face over DP's shoulder, in guilt.. He was making beef stew, for 3 hours!!! Guess he will have 2 lunches today..

End chap.