Philomath- May I ask all of you something? I've been meaning to ask and have become quite curious.

All of my OCs- ?

Philomath- Where have each of you gotten your abilities? Or, more precisely, how did your abilities "awaken"?

Cynric- *puffs up his chest proudly* Well, I got mine while fighting for my life on a pirate ship!!

Violet- It was like he was wielding a big green glowstick---

Cynric- BUT I MEAN, THATS PRETTY COOL THOUGH-

Darling & Nix- Killed someone.

Darling- ....

Nix- ....wait, who did you kill?

Darling- a lot.

Nix- ???

Darling- and you?

Nix- twelve year old or something, idfk.

Cynric- :000 NIX KILLS BABIES- HIDE THE CHILDREN---

Nix- I'VE ONLY KILLED ONE!!....

Nix- ...just...multiple times- ITS NOT IMPORTANT.

Cynric- IM GONNA CALL THE POLEECE NIX--

Nix- DONT IM ALLERGIC---

Willow- My brother helped me learn my powers :)

Philomath- oh, how sweet! Where is he?

Willow- :')

Philomath- oh.

Violet- I don't have any special abilities other than writing laws and essays. Does that count??

Cynric- Well, I mean, without you my kingdom would be dead five times over by now.

Violet- uwu

Lucy- Welllllll I got my telekinesis from... well I just can't say uwu

Philomath- why not?

Lucy- spoilers :)

#- AND I GOT MY POWERS FRO-

Nix- no one cares, ur irrelevant.

#- WELL JUST YOU WAIT. SOON, I MIGHT DO SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE THAT COULD DOOM THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE AND YOU MIGHT TRY AND FAIL COUNTLESSLY TO STOP ME WHILE I DEVOUR YOUR LOVED ONES!! I MIGHT EVEN DO IT WHILE BEING DRAWN OVER SOME DRAMATIC AUDIO AND STUFF!!! HECK, IT MIGHT BE A SERIES THAT MIGHT BE POSSIBLY MADE IN THE FUTURE WHERE SONGS WHICH DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH ONE ANOTHER ASSIMILATE INTO THIS TRAGIC STORY???

Philomath- why do I get the feeling that this is foreshadowing-

Finch- I don't have arms and therefore don't have powers.

Philomath- Well I made arms and legs for you out of plot convenience so now you have no excuses uwu

Finch- Well sh#t, my character isn't fully developed so my creator has no idea what kind of magic I should have.

Willow- language!

Troi- shut up ur deaf u tree.

Willow- >:0

P- who the checking heck r u

Troi- Well, since Dark completely forgot I existed and only showed art of me once, I don't blame u for not knowing who I am uwu

Troi- I'm Finch's boyfriend.

Finch- he's my harassment and angst backstory.

P- :/

Troi- anyways, my powers are my crippling identity crisis ;)

P- how... nice???

Blade- MY POWERS ARE USED TO SMITE PPL-

Chelsea- «««»«««»«»»

P- I can speak binary and calculator but what the flipping flop did u say-

Blade- he said he's a sword uwu

Cracked- oh ha I I exist-

P- .w.

Cracked- u see, I used to be this photographer dude and got bit by a radioactive potato chip which allowed me to shoot cheeto dust out of my wrists and climb on walls with sticky pads-

Philomath- can u just- *yEETS cracked into nonexistence* thanks.

Azalia- and I got my powers from birth so u can die now noobs-

Cynric- Hey Philomath, how did u get ur powers?

Philomath- Well, I'm surprised you asked! You see, I finally became self aware and gained my powers after delivering my sixth baby :/

Philomath- that when I realized I was gonna fan fiction.

Cynric- a what?

Philomath- Oh, whoops! Forget I said anything uwu don't want to destroy the fourth wall too badly uwu