Philomath- did u know that eggs are chicken babies?

Nix- with, sh#t, no mate tell me more

Philomath- and they are used in all sorts of foods like pineapples

Cynric- I'm offended.

Darling- I thought u were handsome-

Handsome Cynric- Now I am.

Darling- *X-FILES THEME INTENSIFIES*

Willow- Hey look, I'm a tree-

Cracked- now ur a egg fetus.

Eggllow- *MUFFLED SCREAMING-*

Philomath- *cronch*

Philomath- This egg tastes like feet.

Philomath- and I've had quite a lot of feet in my time.

Nix-  how many

Philomath- negative 2

Cynric- How many shrimps

Nix- 5

Cynric- :0

Darling- *coughs* a sea turtle.

*oof Steve dies*

K I'm going to bed now
Night uwu