Nix- Welcome to the magical show of stupidity. I am your host, a skeleton with a toy microphone, and don't ask questions.

Nix- in this corner, you have the one and only terror of terrors, the man to flip the bird at any rules given to him, and the son of the king himself, Vaseline!

Vasilios- Uncle Nix, that'd not my na-

Nix- And in the other corner, you have the princess of squirrels, the maiden of love, and an annoying singing voice which makes you want to die, Bees!

Basilios- Uncle, I told you to call me Basil!!

Nix- yeah whatever. And in the third corner because rooms have those, you got this sad excuse for living.

Silver- Not any sadder than your existence, dear uncle.

Nix- frick you, I have a love life.

Silver- *stumbles in shock-* you do?! Who would want to date your sorry excuse of existence???

(Phantom- *looks up from whatever he was doing* ?)

Nix- DONT DISRESPECT YOUR ELDERS, SILVER.

Vasilios- ok, so u remember his name but not ours, alright---

Silver- Its hard not to when your uncle acts like a child.

Nix- *BURNS TOY MICROPHONE* THATS IT-

Darling- Shouldn't we stop Nix from embarrassing himself...?

Cynric- *eating popcorn* no no, sit down, it's getting to the good part--