((I just thought of another 2 am idea-))

Philomath- I want to try an experiment.

Nix- keep yo filthy science equipment and psychological analyses away from my depressed self-

Philomath- For your information, I regularly sanitize all of my equipment and my discussions with you are not to pick apart your psyche, but to understand you more as a colleague.

Nix- -_-

Philomath- Anyways, would any of you prefer to be a demon or an angel?

Cynric- Angel, obviously. I get to smite people and be a beautiful divine being uwu not that I'm not already one.

Nix- what the heck-

Willow- I would also prefer to be an angel. I'd get to help those in need!

Nix- Now hold on a sec-

Philomath- Intriguing.

Cracked- Angel because I can sleep on clouds.

Cynric- YES. THAT IS ALSO A GREAT REASON.

Violet- and think of all the good food you can eat! All the books you can read!

Philomath- What about you, Nix?

Nix- WELL, SINCE EVERYONE IS SO INSISTENT ABOUT HOW GOOD BEING A PERSON WITH BIRD WINGS AND A FLYING GOLD PLATE OVER THEIR HEADS IS GOOD, I GUESS I'LL PICK ANGEL TOO!

Nix- I mean, who doesn't want to be the hero that helps people?

Philomath- Interesting.

Darling- can I be a rock.

Cynric- shut

Willow- a rock?

Philomath- Why would you want to be a rock?

Darling- I don't want to be as important as an angel or a demon... I just want to be in the background as things happen so I don't have to be seen. Like a small rock in the middle of a world war.

Cynric- I'd still marry you.

Darling- .///. But I'm a rock?

Cynric- so? Uwu

Nix- ew, gross, Kay, I'm switching over rot the demons side because screw that-

Cynric- OH HUSH, YOU LOVE SOMEONE.

Nix- >:(

Philomath- Let's try a more interesting approach: Who do you classify as a angel or demon?

Willow- Hmm... everyone can be worthy of good so I think all of them are angels! :)

Nix- I blew up a gas station once-

Willow- Except Cynric, he's a demon.

Cynric- STOP THROWING SHADE

Philomath- Why is that?

Willow- He killed my flowers one time :(

Cynric- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I APOLOGIZED A MILLION TIMES-

Darling- Cynric is a angel because he... he helped me more than anyone else I've ever known.

Cynric- aw

Darling- Willow is also an angel because he respects the earth and life itself.

Willow- *smiles*

Darling- and Nix is a demon because he is a chaotic man with no regrets.

Nix- *opens his mouth and then closes it* ... well damn.

Nix- you're no angel either, "Darling".

Darling- I never claimed to be.

Nix- and Cynric isn't one either. Willow probably is the only good one here.

Philomath- you wound me.

Nix- good.

Cynric- Well, I'd say everyone is a normal person while I'm a fabulous angel.

Cynric- Oh wait, Darling's a rock that I also marry uwu. *kisses Darling's head*

Darling- .////////.

Nix- ._.

Philomath- Well this has been entertaining.