Bonus AU Chapter : G is Actually a Derpy Little Gremlin
(A/N : Since I felt like crap after the trial, I thought I'd make this to make us all feel better! Also, the pic was made on picrew! It is G with foxes cuz that's cute~ :3 Also, this chapter is in a different format just to make it easier for me. ALSO also, this will contain SPOILERS for Danganronpa THH, you have been warned!)
-- G INTERACTING WITH MAKOTO :3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Makoto : *Minding his own damn business in the dining room*
G : *Bursts through the doors and runs to Makoto*
Makoto : U-Uh, what are you doing?
G : *hands him a note"
Makoto : Should I... read this?
G : *nods furiously*
Makoto : Alright... "Alexa, play Pursuit Cornered Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Music Extended Music OST Original Soundtrack"...?
G : *Pulls out Alexa from behind their back* *Maxes volume*
https://youtu.be/UFcJmOs8DRQ
G : *Begins headbanging*
Makoto : Wh--
Kuno : *Runs in and starts twerking*
Makoto : Kuno, wha--
Kyoko : *Moonwalks in*
Makoto : Can someone PLEASE expla--
Kuno : It's our theme song! *continues throwing it back*
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Makoto : *chatting with Togami*
G : *Runs in again, hands a note to Togami*
Togami : What do you want? I'm not doing whatever the hell you want me to d--
G : *Pulls out a gun*
Togami : ........ Fine. "Tell them... egg?" What even is th--
G : *vanishes*
Togami : W-What the hell!? Where did they go!?
--G INTERACTING WITH AOI :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Aoi : *Minding her own business*
G : *Comes up behind her, taps her shoulder*
Aoi : Hm? What is it?
G : *Offers donuts of all kinds, with a note saying "which is your favorite?"*
Aoi : Uh.... *Aoi.exe has stopped working*
Kuno : You broke her!
G : *shrugs*
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G : *Staring at Aoi, who is eating donuts with Sakura*
Aoi : They've been here for the past 30 minutes without even talking...
Sakura : Maybe they are hungry...?
G : *Starts writing on their notepad*
Aoi : Oh, they want to say something!
G : *shows them*
Aoi : "I smell gay, I stay"...?
-- G INTERACTING WITH YASUHIRO :3-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hiro : And THAT'S how I think the moon landing is fake! Are you convinced yet?
G : *Writes furiously on their notepad, shows it to Hiro*
Hiro : "You believe in the moon? Couldn't be me."...? Wha...? *Hiro.exe has stopped working*
Kuno : Damn it, G, not again!
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G : *pulls on Hiro's sleeve*
Hiro : Huh? What is it, little G?
G : *Gives note*
Hiro : "Can I play with your hair?" Ah man, I get that all the time! Of course!
G : *Pulls Hiro away to play*
-- G INTERACTING WITH KYOKO :3------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kyoko : And that's how you successfully commit a crime and hide all the evidence... Why did you want to know?
G : *Shrugs and leaves*
Kuno : ... They're gonna try to kill Togami.
Kyoko : This is the third time this week.
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G : *Watches Kyoko and Kuno chat, drops a note and runs*
Kuno : Huh, why didn't they give it to us normally? *Picks up the note* "Why don't you two just ki--!! AHAHAHA UH I THINK G NEEDS MY HELP!! *runs after G*
Kyoko : ... Do those two really think I'm that stupid?
-- G INTERACTING WITH TOGAMI :3 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G : *Hands Togami a note with a bow on it*
Togami : Heh, pathetic vermin... A love note? *Opens slowly* As if I'd reciprocate your fee... *Reads* "Kiss my ass"... *looks up at G*
G : *Flips him off casually*
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Togami : *Reading, minding his damn business (for once)*
G : *Sits next to Togami, pulls out measuring tape*
Togami : Don't you dare...
G : ...
Togami : ...
G : *Measures his legs anyways*
-- G INTERACTING WITH TOKO :3-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Toko : *Writing quietly*
G : *Watching from behind her, taking notes*
Kuno : I wonder why G is so focused on Toko's work...
Togami : It doesn't matter, they are nothing but a nosy--
G : *Pops out from behind Togami and shoving the notes in his face*
Togami : Wh-- what even is this? *Begins to read... his face growing red*
Kuno : What is it?
Togami : *crumbles paper, chucks it into a pit, burns it*
Kuno : ...... I'm guessing it was po--
Togami : SHUT. UP.
Toko : Y-Y-You showed him!?
G : *shrugs and runs*
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Genocide Jack : Why the hell are you even hiding your face? Are you that ugly~? Kyahahahahaha~!
G : *Gives notes*
Genocide Jack : Ugh, why do I have to read your dumb notes..? AHEM! "I hide because I can. Also, if I want to kill someone, no one will recognize me...", wow, you're cooler than I thought!
G : *Thumbs up*
-- G INTERACTING WITH SAYAKA :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sayaka : *Singing* I want to see my little boy!
Kuno : *Bursts through the door with Makoto in her arms* Here he comes!
Sayaka : I want to see my little boy!
G : *Recording everything with a thumbs up*
Makoto : C-Can you put me down now?
Kuno : No.
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Sayaka : *Humming while playing with G's hair*
G : *Happy toe wiggles*
Kuno : ... This is the cutest fucking shit I have ever seen, I am getting diabetes from all this SWEET SHIT!! *takes a bunch of pictures*
-- G INTERACTING WITH LEON :3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Leon and G : *Intense headbanging to Green day music*
Kuno : They've been going at it for 2 hours...
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Leon : So you want me to... hit Byakuya in the head with my bat...?
G : *Nods*
Leon : Hey, the guy has money, what if he blackmails me or some--
G : *Hands note*
Leon : "I'll set you up with Sayaka"... Alright, off to whack a bitch!
-- G INTERACTING WITH MUKURO :3 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mukuro : ...
G : ...
Mukuro : I'm not killing Byakuya.
G : *Falls into despair*
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Mukuro : *Chatting with Kuno about weaponry and army stuff, getting along well*
G : *Turns to the audience, lifts a piece of paper with the word "Gay" on it*
-- G INTERACTING WITH MONDO :3----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Mondo : *Minding his business*
G : *Runs over and hugs Mondo from behind*
Mondo : H-Hey, what the fuck are you doing!?
G : *Doesn't let go*
Kuno : They seem to like you~
G : *Nods furiously* (A/N : G likes Aggressive Himbos confirmed.)
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G : *Walks into dining hall, runs into the kitchen with tape*
Mondo : The fuck are they on now?
Kuno : *shrugs* Who knows?
G : *Walks out with corn taped to their head*
-- G INTERACTING WITH CHIHIRO :3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chihiro : C-Can you guys please put me down...?
Kuno : *Holding Chihiro in the air with G's help* Royalty like you doesn't need to walk like us plebs.
Chihiro : Whose idea was this?
Kuno : G's.
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Chihiro : *Training*
G : *Wearing a cheerleading outfit, cheering silently*
-- G INTERACTING WITH CELESTIA :3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G : *Hands Celeste a note*
Celeste : Hm? A note for me? Let's see... "Mommy."
G : ...
Celeste : You have sent me this TEN TIMES NOW, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FILTH!! *keeps yelling at G*
G : *Just sits there*
Kuno and Togami : .... They're into it.
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G : *Serving Celeste milk tea in butler outfit*
Celeste : At least I found a use for you.
G : *Thumbs up*
-- G INTERACTING WITH KIYOTAKA :3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Taka : *Minding his damn business*
G : *Runs in and puts a crown of Taka's head*
Taka : Wh--
G : *Slaps a note on his head that says "King shit" on it and runs*
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Mondo and Taka : *Bro noises*
G and Kuno : *Watching silently*
Kuno : I can just FEEL the gay--
-- G INTERACTING WITH HIFUMI :3 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hifumi : Y-You fiend! Your opinion on anime characters is... is WEAK!!
G : *Shrugs, holding up a note that says "I just like the nice himbo characters, fight me"*
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Hifumi : If there is one thing we can agree on... it's Celestia is a Goddess~!
G : *Nods*
Kuno : SIMPS!
G : *Quickly writes a note, holds it up, it saying "Look who's talking, Kyoko simp"*
Kuno : Oi, that's uncalled for!
-- G INTERACTING WITH SAKURA :3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G : *Makes grabby hands at Sakura*
Sakura : *Carries G in her arms*
G : *Happy toe wiggles*
Kuno : Lucky little--
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G : *Gives Sakura a note*
Sakura : "I actually know a bit of Jujutsu." Do you want to test you skills?
G : *Writes another note*
Sakura : "On one hand, you might beat me into a pulp. On another hand, I wouldn't be opposed to it"...
G : *Thumbs up*
-- G INTERACTING WITH JUNKO :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Junko : You know, your style was soooo 2017...
G : *Gives a note*
Junko : "Give me a makeover."... Sure, why not, I'm bored. *Takes G to get a new wardrobe*
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G : *Furiously Junko poses*
Junko : Tf?
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(A/N : Here's a reward for reading that cringe fest; Kuno as a guy + As a model! MADE ON PICREW, THE ART IS NOT MINE!)
(A/N : Damn, I be simping for my own characters, fuck--)
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