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Bonus AU Chapter : G is Actually a Derpy Little Gremlin

(A/N : Since I felt like crap after the trial, I thought I'd make this to make us all feel better! Also, the pic was made on picrew! It is G with foxes cuz that's cute~ :3 Also, this chapter is in a different format just to make it easier for me. ALSO also, this will contain SPOILERS for Danganronpa THH, you have been warned!)

-- G INTERACTING WITH MAKOTO :3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Makoto : *Minding his own damn business in the dining room*

G : *Bursts through the doors and runs to Makoto*

Makoto : U-Uh, what are you doing?

G : *hands him a note"

Makoto : Should I... read this?

G : *nods furiously*

Makoto : Alright... "Alexa, play Pursuit  Cornered Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney Music Extended Music OST Original Soundtrack"...?

G : *Pulls out Alexa from behind their back* *Maxes volume*

https://youtu.be/UFcJmOs8DRQ

G : *Begins headbanging*

Makoto : Wh--

Kuno : *Runs in and starts twerking*

Makoto : Kuno, wha--

Kyoko : *Moonwalks in*

Makoto : Can someone PLEASE expla--

Kuno : It's our theme song! *continues throwing it back*

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Makoto : *chatting with Togami*

G : *Runs in again, hands a note to Togami*

Togami : What do you want? I'm not doing whatever the hell you want me to d--

G : *Pulls out a gun*

Togami : ........ Fine. "Tell them... egg?" What even is th--

G : *vanishes*

Togami : W-What the hell!? Where did they go!?

--G INTERACTING WITH AOI :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Aoi : *Minding her own business*

G : *Comes up behind her, taps her shoulder*

Aoi : Hm? What is it?

G : *Offers donuts of all kinds, with a note saying "which is your favorite?"*

Aoi : Uh.... *Aoi.exe has stopped working*

Kuno : You broke her!

G : *shrugs*

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G : *Staring at Aoi, who is eating donuts with Sakura*

Aoi : They've been here for the past 30 minutes without even talking...

Sakura : Maybe they are hungry...?

G : *Starts writing on their notepad*

Aoi : Oh, they want to say something!

G : *shows them*

Aoi : "I smell gay, I stay"...?

-- G INTERACTING WITH YASUHIRO :3-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hiro : And THAT'S how I think the moon landing is fake! Are you convinced yet?

G : *Writes furiously on their notepad, shows it to Hiro*

Hiro : "You believe in the moon? Couldn't be me."...? Wha...? *Hiro.exe has stopped working*

Kuno : Damn it, G, not again!

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G : *pulls on Hiro's sleeve*

Hiro : Huh? What is it, little G?

G : *Gives note*

Hiro : "Can I play with your hair?" Ah man, I get that all the time! Of course!

G : *Pulls Hiro away to play*

-- G INTERACTING WITH KYOKO :3------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Kyoko : And that's how you successfully commit a crime and hide all the evidence... Why did you want to know?

G : *Shrugs and leaves* 

Kuno : ... They're gonna try to kill Togami.

Kyoko : This is the third time this week.

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G : *Watches Kyoko and Kuno chat, drops a note and runs*

Kuno : Huh, why didn't they give it to us normally? *Picks up the note* "Why don't you two just ki--!! AHAHAHA UH I THINK G NEEDS MY HELP!! *runs after G*

Kyoko : ... Do those two really think I'm that stupid?

-- G INTERACTING WITH TOGAMI :3 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

G : *Hands Togami a note with a bow on it*

Togami : Heh, pathetic vermin... A love note? *Opens slowly* As if I'd reciprocate your fee... *Reads* "Kiss my ass"... *looks up at G*

G : *Flips him off casually*

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Togami : *Reading, minding his damn business (for once)*

G : *Sits next to Togami, pulls out measuring tape*

Togami : Don't you dare...

G : ...

Togami : ...

G : *Measures his legs anyways*

-- G INTERACTING WITH TOKO :3-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Toko : *Writing quietly*

G : *Watching from behind her, taking notes*

Kuno : I wonder why G is so focused on Toko's work...

Togami : It doesn't matter, they are nothing but a nosy--

G : *Pops out from behind Togami and shoving the notes in his face* 

Togami : Wh-- what even is this? *Begins to read... his face growing red*

Kuno : What is it?

Togami : *crumbles paper, chucks it into a pit, burns it*

Kuno : ...... I'm guessing it was po--

Togami : SHUT. UP.

Toko :  Y-Y-You showed him!?

G : *shrugs and runs*

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Genocide Jack : Why the hell are you even hiding your face? Are you that ugly~? Kyahahahahaha~!

G : *Gives notes*

Genocide Jack : Ugh, why do I have to read your dumb notes..? AHEM! "I hide because I can. Also, if I want to kill someone, no one will recognize me...", wow, you're cooler than I thought!

G : *Thumbs up*

-- G INTERACTING WITH SAYAKA :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sayaka : *Singing* I want to see my little boy!

Kuno : *Bursts through the door with Makoto in her arms* Here he comes!

Sayaka : I want to see my little boy!

G : *Recording everything with a thumbs up*

Makoto : C-Can you put me down now?

Kuno : No.

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Sayaka : *Humming while playing with G's hair*

G : *Happy toe wiggles*

Kuno : ... This is the cutest fucking shit I have ever seen, I am getting diabetes from all this SWEET SHIT!! *takes a bunch of pictures*

-- G INTERACTING WITH LEON :3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Leon and G : *Intense headbanging to Green day music*

Kuno : They've been going at it for 2 hours...

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Leon : So you want me to... hit Byakuya in the head with my bat...?

G : *Nods*

Leon : Hey, the guy has money, what if he blackmails me or some--

G : *Hands note*

Leon : "I'll set you up with Sayaka"... Alright, off to whack a bitch!

-- G INTERACTING WITH MUKURO :3 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mukuro : ...

G : ...

Mukuro : I'm not killing Byakuya.

G : *Falls into despair*

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Mukuro : *Chatting with Kuno about weaponry and army stuff, getting along well*

G : *Turns to the audience, lifts a piece of paper with the word "Gay" on it*

-- G INTERACTING WITH MONDO :3----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mondo : *Minding his business*

G : *Runs over and hugs Mondo from behind*

Mondo : H-Hey, what the fuck are you doing!?

G : *Doesn't let go*

Kuno : They seem to like you~

G : *Nods furiously* (A/N : G likes Aggressive Himbos confirmed.)

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G : *Walks into dining hall, runs into the kitchen with tape*

Mondo : The fuck are they on now?

Kuno : *shrugs* Who knows?

G : *Walks out with corn taped to their head*

-- G INTERACTING WITH CHIHIRO :3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Chihiro : C-Can you guys please put me down...?

Kuno : *Holding Chihiro in the air with G's help* Royalty like you doesn't need to walk like us plebs.

Chihiro : Whose idea was this?

Kuno : G's.

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Chihiro : *Training*

G : *Wearing a cheerleading outfit, cheering silently*

-- G INTERACTING WITH CELESTIA :3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

G : *Hands Celeste a note*

Celeste : Hm? A note for me? Let's see... "Mommy."

G : ...

Celeste : You have sent me this TEN TIMES NOW, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF FILTH!! *keeps yelling at G*

G : *Just sits there*

Kuno and Togami : .... They're into it.

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G : *Serving Celeste milk tea in butler outfit*

Celeste : At least I found a use for you.

G : *Thumbs up*

-- G INTERACTING WITH KIYOTAKA :3--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Taka : *Minding his damn business*

G : *Runs in and puts a crown of Taka's head*

Taka : Wh--

G : *Slaps a note on his head that says "King shit" on it and runs*

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Mondo and Taka : *Bro noises*

G and Kuno : *Watching silently*

Kuno : I can just FEEL the gay--

-- G INTERACTING WITH HIFUMI :3 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hifumi : Y-You fiend! Your opinion on anime characters is... is WEAK!!

G : *Shrugs, holding up a note that says "I just like the nice himbo characters, fight me"*

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Hifumi : If there is one thing we can agree on... it's Celestia is a Goddess~!

G : *Nods*

Kuno : SIMPS!

G : *Quickly writes a note, holds it up, it saying "Look who's talking, Kyoko simp"*

Kuno : Oi, that's uncalled for!

-- G INTERACTING WITH SAKURA :3 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

G : *Makes grabby hands at Sakura*

Sakura : *Carries G in her arms*

G : *Happy toe wiggles*

Kuno : Lucky little--

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G : *Gives Sakura a note*

Sakura : "I actually know a bit of Jujutsu." Do you want to test you skills?

G : *Writes another note*

Sakura : "On one hand, you might beat me into a pulp. On another hand, I wouldn't be opposed to it"...

G : *Thumbs up*

-- G INTERACTING WITH JUNKO :3-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Junko : You know, your style was soooo 2017...

G : *Gives a note*

Junko : "Give me a makeover."... Sure, why not, I'm bored. *Takes G to get a new wardrobe*

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G : *Furiously Junko poses*

Junko : Tf?

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(A/N : Here's a reward for reading that cringe fest; Kuno as a guy + As a model! MADE ON PICREW, THE ART IS NOT MINE!)

(A/N : Damn, I be simping for my own characters, fuck--)

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