This will make totally sense
So if I just
Shuffle hamilton
What's the story when it's shuffled
I wanna know

Ok let's go
Ironically we start off with the starting song. Ok (Alexander Hamilton)
Now Alexander's son, Phillip is bragging, then engages into a duel and gets shot (Blow us all away)
Oh now Alexander is dead and his wife, Eliza, is being amazing. (Who lives, who dies, who tells your story)
The Bastard orphan, Alexander Hamilton, is alive again. Oh now his son is dead. He's trying to help his wife. (It's Quiet Uptown) {this is such a sweet song oh my gosh}
UH NOW ELIZA IS MEETING HAMILTON FOR THE FIRST TIME AT THE WINTER BALL. ALSO DATING AND GETTING MARRIED TO HIM AFTER THEIR SON DIED. WHAT (Helpless)
Now America's favorite fighting French man, Lafayette, led men to victory and has George Washington convince Alexander to rejoin the army to beat the British...??? (Guns and ships) oh and Lafayette breaks down a seriously fast rap
Now uh king George is mopping around because he lost the war while also being totally ok with it (What comes next)
George Washington is now telling Alexander to not fuck up because history will not let him go for it. (History has its eyes on you)
Hamilton meets his new best friends, Lafayette, John Laurens, and Hercules Mulligan. (My shot)
now king George is singing about how is going to win the war. (You'll be back)
Now John just shot General Charles lee, Alexander Hamilton is scolded by George Washington for encouraging this and is sent out of the army (Meet me inside)
Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison all talk about the Us bank and the Capital. Arron Burr, Alexander's long time friend, reminds us constantly, him basically being the narrator, that no one else was in the room so we barely have any proof of what happened. Then Burr has a recollection and wants to be the President. (The room where it happens)
Now Burr sings to his Daughter and Alexander sings to his Son ('s corpse). (Dear Theodosia)
Burr and Alexander engage in a duel. Burr shoots Alexander. He dies. (The world was wide enough)
Alexander is now alive and well and leads a battle on Yorktown against the British. They win. Also Hercules is best spy 103/10 (Yorktown (the world turned upside down))
NOW ALEXANDER PUBLISHES THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET. BASICALLY STATING THAT HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE. ELIZA'S SISTER, ANGELICA, CAME ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON TO YELL AT HIM. ALEXANDER NEVER GONNA BE PRESIDENT NOW. (the Reynolds pamphlet)
Alexander then thinks about his life then writes the Reynolds Pamphlet. (Hurricane)
It's now the aftermath of the war. Burr and Alexander learn law. Alexander is apart of the constitution stuff. He then writes the Federalist papers with James Madison and John jay. George Washington becomes president and Hamilton becomes the secretary treasury of state. Angelica moves to London with her husband. Everyone mad at ham for wanting to do his job. (Non-Stop)
Alexander, Laf, John and Hercules get drunk and be motivational. (The Story of tonight)
It's Alexander's Wedding. Angelica is there. She's the maid of honor. While Maid of honor-Ing, she remembers how she loved ham before her sister, and sadly raps about how she had to give up ham. (Satisfied)
Guess who's back from France.
mother fucking tHOMAS JEFFERSON
and he's having a rough time. He comes back and is already the secretary state. (What'd I miss)
Eliza tells Alexander that she called him back from the war. Alexander is just like "BITCH THE FUCK"
Eliza is sweet and innocent. (That would be enough)
Alexander and Thomas have a rap battle about the Us bank. George Washington is not happy. (Cabinet battle 1)
In an Ironic twist, we go in order.
Eliza is telling her husband to take break, Alexander is stressing about the cabinet meeting. PHILLP RAPS AND ELIZA BEATBOXES FOR HIM AND ALEXANDER REALIZES HIS BEAUTIFUL SON. ALSO Angelica comes to America. It's super cute. Then everyone BUT Alexander go upstate. (Take Break)
Burr, James and Thomas confront Alexander how he might be engaging in speculation. Alexander says "nah I was just paying this guy to fuck his wife." (We know)
ALEXANDER NOW CHEATS IN HIS WIFE AND IS BLACKMAILED INTO PAYING MONEY FOR CHEATING
HES HAVING A BAD DAY (Say no to this)
NOW JOHN AND CHARLES LEE PREPARE FOR A DUEL (The ten duel commandments)
Alexander can't be the general, Charles lee becomes the general. He fucks up and many die. Charles lee blames it on George Washington. John challenges him to a duel. (Stay alive)
It's the winter ball. George Washington has a cat. Burr and Alexander are just :
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (a winters ball)
Burr talks about how everything in his life. (Wait for it)
ALEXANDER, LAF, JOHN AND HERCULES CELEBRATE ALEXANDERS WEDDING. THEYRE SUPER DRUNK. BURR IS ALSO DATING A WOMAN WHO IS MARRIED TO A BRITISH OFFICER. (The story of tonight (reprise))
Then they get drunk again. And be mo- wait what (The story of tonight.)

EVERYTHING FELL APART RIP