So I found a book
And wrote sin on the cover.
and started keeping track of funny things people said in school
Here's all of them from today (+their stories):

Are you trying to snort the monkey plant?
My science teacher said that to a kid It was great

There is no scientific reason for me being cute and there never will be.
One of my friends asked me why I was so cute and I responded to her.

"How many feelings do you have?" 3
I asked the same person this question and that's how she responded.

I'm not even gonna talk about your movie choice.
So a kid in band was apparently and supposedly listening to finding dory and our great band teacher said that.

Aggressively pets you with drumstick.
Wispy did this and I said it so it ended up in the quote book

You became the pencil, that's why no one wants one.
I said this to my friend after my teacher said that she was surprised no one wanted a pencil.

Pokemon are drugs
This slipped out of my mouth today after passing seventh graders who gathered up at a person's locker to look at Pokémon cards.

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