Me: *suddenly has so many ideas for ships*
ALRIGHT KIDS TIME TO WRITE DOWN A LIST OF SHIPS OF US WITHIN OUR LITTLE GROUP PF FRIENDS! WHAT ARE SHIPS WE HAVE
Friend one: ;]
Me: wait why are you looking like that
Friend two: ;)
Me: guys what's going on
Friend three: ;}
Me: i just wanted to ship...
friend one: eli-
Me: * in my mind*MOTHETY KRICIET
I SWEAR IF YOU BRING UP THt ONE MORE TIME
I WILL LITERALLY TAKE A CANNON
SHOOT YOU WITH IT
AND STOMP ON YOUR GRAVE
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BRING UP "THAT SHIP"
YOU ARENT EVEN JOKING ABOUT IT AT THIS POINT. IVE SE- NO FELT YOU SHOVE ME TOWARDS THEM
YOU ARENT SUBTLE
IM MORE SUBTLE THAN YOU
*on the outside of my mind*
..... *blushing angrily*
Friend four: ITS CANNON
ITS ALWAYS BEEN CANNON
me: *loud screeching noises*
Friends: ;> we know you like them Echo
Me: *loyd screeching continues louder*

bottom line
when people like
LEGIT SHIP YOU WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW REALLY WELL
LIKE SERIOHSLY HARDCORE "IVE GOT PICTURES PF CUTE MOMENTS OF IT" SHIPPING PF TWO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS

I DONT KNOQ WHAT TO SAY TO YOU ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH