I was a failure child

When I was in third grade they used this website to teach us how to type and I cheated and used two fingers
Basically I'm saying I can't type to this day without using two fingers

Also my iPod has ruined me
Because of it I just expect the computer to autocorrect everything I spell wrong
Ha it doesn't
APPLE THATS THE NEXT NEW IDEA

ALSO I can't read or write in cursive
And I also learned that in third grade ;-:

also
Allllllll the cake

My brother gets the smaller piece because logic

Yummmmmm