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Sera / Prank Caller
"Hey, can I order an Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte?"
"What the hell are you talking about? It's bloody 3 a.m."
"So what you little cinnamon?"
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LITTLE CINNAMON?!?"
"Yes, can't a man have a manly drink when he feels like it?"
"How is an Iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte even manly? Go have beer and anyways, do I sound like a Starbucks employee? If you're such a regular CINNAMON, I'm sure you'll know it closes at 7pm. What time is it now? OH, I FORGOT. IT'S BLOODY 3 am."
"Well my little cinnamon-"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"It seems like an employee would only know those things and I don't like beer."
"ARE YOU DUMB?!?"
"Hush little cinnamon, don't want to wake everyone up now do we?"
"Don't tell me to hush. You woke ME up at 3 am for an effing latte! Why couldn't you have called someone else in this massive world? I DON'T care if I wake anyone up. You just have to walk past to see this opening AND closing times."
"So cinnamon, since I can't have my latte, can you make me one, send it to me and then we can have a midnight chat about ourselves?"
"YOU LITTLE-"
"I'm not short. I'm 6' 1 actually."
"Bloody idiots."
"That's not nice cinnamon!"
"....."
"Cinnamon? Little cinnamon? Hello? Bro, I think she hung up. That was a great prank though. Her reaction though! *manly guffawing and fist bumps*"
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