~𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝚂𝚃𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂~
Hey guys. This is not a traditional chapter. It doesn't feature the ICT, but the soul keepers instead. Here is peek into what some of the soul keepers do during the match even though all of them can't always watch it. The amount of superstitions we have are crazy. They don't always work (like yesterday) but sometimes they do and here's a few of them. This chapter is swear word heavy, so if you don't want to read it or if your a chlid skip it. Read the key before reading the chapter or it legit won't make sense.
Key:
1. DRS wala convo- In the 4th test match (India vs England) Leach was given an out by the umpire, but he took DRS, and was given not out. I said fuck DRS and Paru replied you can't. I said I know I have Ashrita(Manish's wife) for that. We laughed at the joke and next ball was a wicket. DRS is important. Don't use this though it only works when I do it. Trust me we have tried.
2. Cadbury Ad- The Cadbury ad was playing and I typed the lyrics in the groupchat, because I said they were cute. We started typing it, and Rishu hit a 6. We sing it for good luck now when he is batting.
3. Aarti and Prayers- In the test match we were playing Mahabharata music towards the end, because we were hyperventilating. That's where those come from.
𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒(except Mahibhai)
Paru- Match is going to start soon!!!!!😃😃
Rio- I know. I'll be back in 20 minutes I have to clean my room last time my mom told me to clean my room I said chill mumma it's not like India will lose the match if I don't clean it, and we lost the semi finals to England.
Paru- Shut the fuck up. 🤬
**25 minutes later**
Rio-Guyssss I'm back, come here fast we need to have our drs convo and sing the Cadbury song it's a tradition now.
Snigie- yeah 😂😂
Rio- Paruuuuuu come here now!!!!
Snigie- KL is out 😭😭💔💔💔 Hit list victim number 1: Archer
Rio-KL ka toh pata tha you blink and he's out😭😭
Snigie- I feel like I'm watching a test match🥴.
Rio- Don't worry if we lose today.
Snigie- We will win the rest.
Paru- WTF 2 for 1😳
Rio- <WTF 2-1>Please tell me that's runs to wickets, and not wickets to runs
Snigie- yeah...2 runs, 1 wicket in 2 overs
Rio- Kiss me close your eyes and miss me, I can taste your lips, on my fingertips.
Snigie- Kohli gone. Stop sending that. It's bad for T20. 🤫
Rio- Rishu the game depends on you know...
Snigie- I'm standing the whole match this time. I stood to get snacks, and Rishu hit a 4.
Rio- I am too I stood up to drink water and he hit 4 so same.
Paru- Who's here to sing our lucky song?
Snigie- Which song?🤨
Paru- Kiss me.Close your eyes and miss me.
Snigie- Don't sing that, we started and Kohli departed. Rishu hit a 6!!!
Paru- Only my singing is lucky. And miss me...I can read your lips...On my finger tips
Snigie- Another 4 from Rishu!!!!
Paru: Seeeee...this song is lucky for me! Kiss me...Close your eyes..And miss me...I can feel your lips..On my fingertips
Rio- My chem assignment will have to wait...
Paru- Kiss me...Close your eyes...And miss me...I can feel your lips...On my fingertips..I can read your mind.
Sanya di- I found the mistake in the match.
Rio- What?
Sanya di- Shikh took the strike for the first time...Big mistake.
Snigie- Possible.
Paru- Kiss Me...Close your eyes..Miss me...Close your eyes.
Snigie- Dhawan gone. That song is only lucky when Rishu is batting.
Paru- Don't tell negative stuff while I am singing🤧🤧 That caused the opposite reaction
Rio- Don't tell negative stuff at all...wait till the match finishes.
Snigie- I forgot what that DRS wala convo is.
Rio- You'll see when we bowl can't say now it will have the reverse effect it's meant for helping fielding team.
Snige- lol ok...add Mark Wood to the hit list
Rio- I added the whole England team already they got Rahul out for one😐
Paru-Kiss Me..Close You Eyes...And Miss Me...Close You Eyes...Love Me...Jara Jara To Bhi...Pigal Gaya Main Bhi...Take Me On A Ride...I Got A Feeling Inside...Just Hold Me...My Heart Skipping A Beat...Teri Shararaton Se...You Knock Me Off My Feet...I Don't Know Why Why Why...Kiss Me...Close You Eyes...And Miss Me...I Can Read You Lips...On You Fingertips...Close You Eyes..And Kiss Me...Tum Aur Main...Close You Eyes...Kiss Me
Snigie- Good!
Paru- Don't make a Hitlist. You can get that in google. Just search England first T20 playing 11
Rio- Wait actually your correct the hit list in the garbage. England might misinterpret as a list for good hitting stop talking hit list.
Paru- Spiderman Spiderman...Tune churaya Mera dil ka chain
Rio- Stop! That's for wicket keeping. Om jai jagdish a hare
Snigie- A 4 by Shreyas Iyer!!!!
Rio- It was because of my aarti. I will keep sending prayers here. Swami jai jagdish a hare.
Paru- Let's sing Hanuman Chalisa.
Rio- Sing any aarti. Paru sing cadbury, i'm singing aarti, and Snigie updates.
Paru- Bhakt janon ki sankat
Rio- stokes is bowling...Us ka to juice bana ke kute ko khilao
Paru- Where rishu bats I'll sing kiss me
Rio- When Shrey is there aarti from me.
Snigie- and live updates from me. sam curran is bowling..Shrey on strike
Rio- Om jai jagdish a hare.
Snigie- Takes a single. Pant is on strike.
Paru- Oh la la la la le yo...kiss me...Close your eyes...And miss me...I can read your lips...On my fingertips...I can read your mind
Snigie- Shrey is on strike now.
Rio- Delhi tu roar macha...Oh delhi reeeee
Snigie- 4 from Shrey off bullshit a.k.a bs
Rio- Delhi ipl theme worked....Delhi reeeee tu roar macha
Snigie-Pant on strike...and out
Rio- I won't open Wattpad for the rest of the day. I opened it, and he got out.
Snigie- Harry has come.
Paru- Harryyy...Kung Fu kumari
Rio- Wheels on the bus go round and round round and round
Paru- Twinkle twinkle Little star...How I wonder what you are
Snigie- now harry is on strike
Rio- Duniya hila de hum
Aaysha- Yaar this MI franchise is worst...They just posted Virat's statement on twitterthat Rohit is resting and now all are again blaming Vi
Rio- Don't bash MI rn Hardik is batting...bash them after match.
Paru-Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
Rio- Snigie who's on strike?
Snigie- Harry.
Rio-Duniya hila de hum
Paru- Harry hit a six!!!!
Rio-Mumbai Indiansssss!!!
Snigie- harry on strike...Jordan is bowling
Rio- Alla Rey...Alla Rey Alla, Alla Rey Alla...Alla Rey...Dum Lagayenge...Jaan Lagayenge..Jalwa Aisa Dikha Denge Hum
Snigie- shrey on strike
Paru- Life Ek Maidan Hai... Jo Zid Aur Jaan Hai...Toh Bane Lockdown Bhi... Khula asmaan hai
Snigie-(why are they repeatedly showing virat's wicket?? his face after he got out makes me feel like my heart is being ripped apart)
Rio-Because Paru is sining the RCB theme song...Who's on strike? I need to know DC or MI?
Snigie- Harry
Rio- Duniya hila de hum...Mumbai indiansss..Alla re
Snigie- shrey on strike
Rio- Oooo Delhi reee tu roar macha
Snigie- gir girke maara hai harry ne 4...harry is still on strike. now break...gir girke maara hai
Paru- Suno Ghar se duniawwaloo
Snigie- 4 by Shrey
Rio- Paru keep singing!!!
Paru- We should sing nationalistic songs then...Sunonghar see duniawwaloo
Rio- Jana gana mana abhi nayak a jaye hai
Snigie- shrey on strike...and a 50 for shreyas...Shrey is back on strike
Rio-Vande mataram
Snigie- harry on strike
Paru- Actually the match happens about 20 secs before the live...So shouldn't we be singing earlier...For them to act according to our songs
Snigie- Harry is out.
Rio- Don't stop singing please. When we stop singing they get out.
Paru- Ok then...No talks..Only snig updates...We both singing...Starts nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Vik- 100+ msgs !! God what are you all doing here🙀
Rio- oh delhi reeee roar macha
Snigie- Washee on strike
Rio- Hua A O...Rcb...Ene Barali...Rcb...Hua A O...Rcb..Enthe Irali..Rcb
Snigie- Shrey on strike
Rio- Hey Dilli, Hey Dilli, Hey Dilli Dilli...Delhi Capitals, Aha Delhi Capitals... Delhi Capitals...Hey Dilli, Hey Dilli Dilli... Yeah
Snigie- Washee now
Rio-Dil Mein Naya..Bold Josh Bharke...We're Ready...For The Challenge..Pad Up Karke
Paru- Washing powder nirma
Rio- Life Ek Maidan...Jo Jid Or Jaan Hai...To Bane Lockdown Bhi...Khula Aasman Hai
Paru- Washing powder nirma....Tududududuudtututu
Rio- To Pehen Ke Tu...Red And Gold...Go Challengers Go Playbold
**500 texts of (DC theme song and RCB theme song and some CSK theme song unless Curran was bowling) later**
Sanya di- Innings break
Rio- We has to discuss a strategy.
Paru- Plan the next strategy.
Paru- We share the Manirat telepathy.
Rio- First is DRS
Paru- Two is Spiderman Spiderman For rishu stumping
Rio- ok Spiderman from you non-stop, Snigie updates, and from me IPL theme song of the team(whoever is bowling)
Snigie- Jos and Jason opening
Rio- eww Butter!!!
**Paru sings Spiderman Spiderman tune churaya mere dil ka chain on repeat and Rio sings IPL theme songs depending on who is bowling**
Paru- Roy on strike....4
Rio- Shit..Shit...Shit...Screw him like a nail in wood
Paru- Rahuliya saved a six
Rio- Mai hu superman, ABD ka fan
Paru- review taken
Rio- fuck drs
Paru- Ouuuuutttttt!!!!
Rio- It worked...fuck drs always works
Paru- What the fuck? Not out given.
Rio- What the fuckety fuck?😑 Is the umpire drunk?
Paru- Six...I will melt this butter
Rio- Betty Butter bought some butter but the butter was bitter so she bought a bit better butter, and that butter was a bit better butter.
Vik-I think England is gonna win
Paru- Ask GG to tell this
Rio- If someone gets a hatrick I won't eat junk food for a month but please please hattrick.
Ashu- I doubt it.
Rio- om jai jagdish a hare....swami jai jagdish a hare...fine god no junk food for a year just please wicket...please
Paru- Yeaaaaaaa out
Vik- Yesssss!!!! Butter out!!!
Ro- Guess who's off junk food till 22!!!! Now please super over.
Aaysha- yes Jordan running...lol
Ro- I won't drink anything but water for the next two years...plz wicket
Ashu- Harry plzzzz 57 dot balls
Sanya di- Guys as I told before....If India loss the 1st match they will bounce back like Lions...Don't worry...It's India's strategy
Vik- Washee got a wicket on the first ball
Sanya di- That is our boy Washington🦁
Rio- Joe Biden is proud.
Vik- England has gone for review
Rio-Fuck drs
Vik- Outtttt!!!
Rio- guess who gave up junk food for a year, and all drinks except water for two years
Aaysha- < fuck drs>This one always works 😂😂
Rio- utha le re baba, merko nahi England team ko...baarish...yeh maisam ki baarish...yeh bearish ka pani...tujhe hi toh dhonde
Sonia di- Yen pani ke boondhe
Rio- call gg...only he can save us now
Aaysha- Yaa please bolde england jeet jaayehi
Rio- Wicket kabhi nahi milega(gautam ghambhir)
Rio- England will win-(Gautam ghambhir)
Rio- 8 wicket loss...bas 6 na maar de
Paru- he will hit a 6
Rio- he better not
Snigie- he did
Rio- he is so dead...but guys it's ok let England celebrate now they won't be after a 4-1 loss
Snigie- take the BG trophy series or this eng vs ind paytm series. first match we lose, the rest we win. so its okay
Vik- Eee sala cup namde 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rio- Don't!!!! There is a reason that RCB doesn't win.
Snigie-we RCBians say it every year and we lose. dont want that to happen to India too.
Paru - So we should kill butter, jaundice, Archie, and woodpecker
Rio- whole England team,mass killing!!
Snigie- massacre!
Paru- "THE WHOLE ENGLAND TEAM FOUND DEAD IN THE ROOMS. SUSPECTS A GROUP OF FANGIRLS" - ICTN
Snigie- Count me in ! (what do we do? blast their bus? or blast their dressing room? 🤣🤣)
Rio- no that's sus,it has to look like a natural death
Snigie- "THE WHOLE ENGLAND TEAM FOUND DEAD IN THE ROOMS. SUSPECTS A GROUP OF FANGIRLS" - ICTN (*crazy fangirls)
Snigie - choke them to death 🤣🤣they are what? 20 people?how many are we?
Paru - 19
Vik- kidnap their wives and GFS🤣Like literally everyone are committed😂
Paru- Harry you are married stop being too into women- vi
Rio- can we spare sam please?
Vik- nooooooooo
Rio- he didn't do anything
Snigie- curry can't be spared, public will get doubt.
Paru- I have an idea.
Paru - first we will give them sweets filled with chiili powder. Then they'll cough then we will give poisoned water.
Snigie- well put excess of jamalgoti in their ladoos before match.
Rio- we need to inject air in between their big toe and their second toes using syringe.it will make their heart beat father and they'll die. And when the postmortem results come it will show cardiac arrest!
Vik- Mastermind zee
Paru- we'll make them breathe carbon monoxide they'll die within seconds!! Or we can use dimethylmercury.
Rio- ingestion of HCl acid can causeblesions mainly in oesophagus and stomach. The severity of these injuries willvary with the concentration of acid used. Source:google
Rio-well missed it in their energy drinks.
Snigie- let's not kill them. Them dying is easy but they won't suffer. Let's keep them alive and torture them.
Aaysha- let's kidnap them.
Snigie- yes and torture them whenever they win against India.
Paru- let's add thallium in their body wash and shampoo.
Rio- let's tie them up and we'll make Yuzi and Warner do tiktoks infront of them. Worst torture!!
Aaysh- who will mix thallium??
Paru - we will.
Paru- and thalkium when absorbed into o skin can cause hairfall and internal organ damage. Imagine them bald.
Snigie- I'll still say we can feed them excessive jamalgota just before the match. Jamalgota in the right quantity can relieve constipation . Imagine having them in excess😈🤣
Snigie - I feel like a psychopath now. Imagine someone reading this and thinks it's real.
Aaysh- direct jail.
Paru- Whoever commits an act with an intention or knowledge and under such circumstances, that causes the death of the person would be held guilty of murder and shall be punished with imprisonment for a term that can extend up to ten years, and shall be liable to fine.
Aaysh- told you
Sanya di- what's happening 🤨🤨
This chapter is 2569 words and it's only half of the convo we had during the match. We hope you enjoyed it though. Let us know what you thought about our superstitions and let us know if you have some too.
BYE UNTIL THE NEXT TIME - JUNIOR ICT AND THEIR SOULKEEPERS.
PS. We're not creepy😂
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Snigie___ Snigie
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ictworld06 Sanya di
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