Someone: Can I copy the homework?
Me: I can help you with it!
Vy & Shubham: Yeah, sure.
Kk: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Div: lol nope.
Gus: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Fateen: *Read 5:55pm*

Div: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Shubham: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Kk: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Fateen: Thank you
Kk: I didn't say that was a good thing
Fateen: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Div: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Vy: I think you mean cards.
Div, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not

Teacher: Knowledge is power. Power corrupts.
Teacher passes KK a book and quill: Study hard. Be evil.
KK stops nodding along: Wait, what?

Me: One of my idiots is mad at me.
Vy: Do you mean... one of your... friends?
Me: That's exactly what I said.

Gus: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
KK: Stop romanticizing the past.

Vy: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!

Me: Because people are often buried in their best clothes, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
Div: If I die, I'm gonna be buried in battle armor. Good luck, bitch.

Me: Has anyone ever told you you're really annoying?
Shubham: N-no?
Me: Good, I'm not in the mood to murder anyone today.