KK: I've been expecting you, Shubham
Shubham: Wait how did you do that without turning around?
KK: Honestly the first few people I did that to weren't you

Vy: Tanishka told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, girl." So I'm going to "go get it, girl."
Gus: Get what?
Vy: ...I'm not sure. I'll get everything, just to be safe

Gus: Hey, has anyone seen my top?
Div: Yeah, Vy is in the kitchen.
Fateen: *spits out water*

Me: You've got to learn to love yourself.
KK: Don't you hate yourself?
Me: Yeah but this is about you, stay focused.

Me: When have I ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
Shubham: I have a list. It's alphabetized.

[after joining the group]
Fateen: I know you're scared, but don't lose hope.
Shubham: Thank-
Fateen: Cause it gets worse so lose hope later.
Shubham:

KK: Anyone ever have the odd urge to lecture themselves?
KK, mimicking me: What the hell are you doing, KK?
Me, walking up behind her: What the hell are you doing KK?
KK, gasping: Oh my god, I CONJURED HER!

Someone: It's family moments like this that I'll never forget.
KK: Hopefully with a good therapist I will.

Fateen: That's illegal right?
Div: Why do you care? Are you a fucking cop?
Fateen: No!
Div: Then shut the fuck up Fateen.

Vy: I've already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Me:
Me: This is the most threatening way I've been cheered up
Div, sitting in between them: :D