NOT A REAL CHAPTER! JUST A SPECIAL AND SLIGHT SHADOWING OF WHAT FUTURE CHAPTERS WILL INVOLVE!

Dipper pov

I was just minding my own business writing in my journal when all of a sudden my door slams open almost nocking it off it's hinges. "HEY SAPLING~! CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE?!" the most annoying ear-bleeding voice yells in my face. I give Bill my most deadpan look and respond "No Bill, what time of year is it suppose to be? Valentine's Day?" "Ha no! Christ Mass!" "Christmas?" "Yes! Christ Mass!" I know it is futile to try to convince Bill that he is pronouncing Christmas wrong, and he is probably just doing it wrong on purpose just to annoy me. "Ok? Why do I care that it is suppose to be Christmas?" Bill looks upset now. Good. "Well Pinetree I don't know. Apparently people are suppose to like today because they get presents from an old guy that wears all red, sneaks into people's houses in the middle of the night, watches children 24/7, judges if they are good or bad and leaves gifts under a tree and in socks. I don't really find the appeal." ... please don't tell me that he put gifts in my socks. I put my book down along with my pen and I get up and walk to my dresser. I open up the sock drawer and see creatures in them? I take a deep breath and look straight at Bill. "Why are my socks filled with dead creatures?" I try to stay calm but tiny bits of annoyance slipped into my tone. "They are stuffed fairies! They are the presents in your socks!" Oh my fu-"Bill. They are supposed to have candy or something in them. NOT. dead fairies!" Bill's one eye widens in realization. "That makes a lot more sense!" You have got to be kidding me. "Well are we done yet?" "Nope!" Damn dorito. "NOW TO THE TREE!" oh God no. Please don't tell me the tree is weird. Please. Please. Please! ....aaaaand it's on fire. "Pinetree open your gift!" A very big box gets pushed to me almost toppling me over. I am not doing this! What would need this much rapping paper and boxes! I reach into my best pocket and pull out my box cutter knife. I use all of my power and stab the box in front of me. Laughter comes from behind me so I turn around to see bill laughing. I give him a 'really' look. "First you should see your present before you want to trash it! Here let me help you." Bill uses his God damn magic to take away like 10 pounds of wrapping paper and boxes each! Finally one box remains. I lift the lid. "AAAAAAAAAAA-" It's a head that never stops screaming joooooy! "Do you like it!" I now that this is actually a very thoughtful gift when it comes to demons so... "Oh course I do Bill! It's a very thoughtful and kind gift" Bill looks happy. That's good. I don't want to get on his bad side again. "That's great! Now I can show you what else I have set up!" We walk, well Bill floating, close to the entrance of the throne room. As we got closer I realized that there was something hanging on the top of the door way... a foot??? "Bill why is there a foot at the entrance?" Bill looks straight at me with his eye forming a smile kind of. "It's mistletoe! See!" He floats to the entrance and one of the toes rips off from the foot and hits Bill. Wow ok so it is the literal version of mistletoe. "Wow Bill you're doing everything for Christmas" His 'smile' gets even bigger. "I know and it is all just for you Pinetree!" "Thanks Bill" He hums in response and starts to pull something out of nowhere. A camera? Bill plops a hat on my head and tells me to smile. I do and he takes a picture. "Thanks Sapling! Bye! Have fun with your presents and Marry Christmas!" .... I KNEW IT! I KNEW HE KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE CHRISTMAS!

Bill pov

I quickly teleport into my room while holding the picture of my Pinetree. He smiled. And I have a photo of it. I grab a marker and write at the bottom of the photo 'Christmas with my Pinetree' and then a little heart at the end of Pinetree. I will make you mine Sapling. My Pinetree. My Dipper.