CHAPTER NINETEEN:
THE YEET

"Sup whores," Alex said as he sat in the backseat of Diego's car. Diego was looking at Klaus with disbelief in his eyes and Klaus was looking at Alex from the rearview mirror Like he was the only thing anchoring him.

"Why is he like this?" Diego asks Alex, eyes still on his crackhead of a brother.

"Like what?" Alex pulled a cigarette out of nowhere and puts it in his mouth.

Diego turned his gaze to Alex, shaking his head as he saw the cigarette. He reached behind and took it out of Alex's mouth before his brother could light it, and throws it out the window.

"Hey!" Alex reaches forward to save the cigarette, but Diego is faster than the sleep deprivation brother.

"No! You both have to stop with the drugs and shit! What's wrong with you two?!" Diego snapped.

Klaus is the one who answers, "Because we lost someone!"

surprisingly, it was Alex who disagreed, "No we didn't"

Klaus turned his head towards his lover so fast that Alex was worried for a second, "We didn't lose them, I guess this is just trying to deal with what we saw back in Vietnam. they're still alive, both of them and that's what matters. that they had a good life and we were lucky to see them again even after all these years." Alex explains calmly.

"But-"

"No buts Klaus, what is done is done. we only have one option, to move on and be grateful that they're alive."

Klaus looked at his lover like he was trying to read his mind, after some silence he looked away and then nodded, "I guess."

When they both turned to look at Diego, they saw that he wasn't paying any attention to them and instead was looking at something or someone- from the rearview mirror.

Diego turned to look at the person better, "That's our man."

Klaus looks at him from the side mirror while Alex turned to have a better view.

"Hey, I know that guy," Klaus said not moving his gaze.

"How could you possibly know that-"

"He and a really angry lady tortured me. I barely got out with my life."

"Yeah, he was really beat up when me and- you know, when we got there," Alex said.

The three continued to look at the man as he unlocked his car and sat in. when he turned the engine on and pulled away, Diego also started the car.

"We gotta get this guy."

"Hell yeah."

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(^Me waiting for death to take me)

They followed the car to a motel, Alex couldn't say if it was the same one that he rescued Klaus from or not, because well, it has been around a year since that happened and Alex-bless his soul- was like a fish. You know, three-second memory span.

when they arrived Diego got out and walked to the car that the guy -let's call him Panda, don't ask why- had driven and crouched so he could see under the car. he then put a device under the car and checked the device with another device.

Alex looked from the window with wide eyes, "Was that a bomb?"

Klaus had his face pressed against the window, eyes equally wide, "yeah."

"Cool."

Spoiler, it wasn't a bomb it was a tracker.

Diego walked back to the car and sat in the car. they were hiding on the other side of the street behind an ice cream truck.

Yeah, they knew it was a bad cover but, eh.

"Bingo," Diego said when he saw the people that he was after look at him from the window and then pulled the curtains.

"Did you know that killing these people is not gonna make you feel any better." Klaus suddenly got wise as he took a bottle of alcohol out of nowhere and started drinking.

Alex was offended, He didn't even offer him any.

"Hey, gimme some!" Alex made grabby hands but he was denied.

"You don't even like this."

"Doesn't mean I'm gonna stop drinking it," Alex said and crossed his hands over his chest and pouted, he honest to god pouted like a five-year-old.

Klaus just laughed and took another sip.

"Yeah," Diego began like the two weren't having a serious conversation, "I'm gonna sleep like a baby."

"Sure, Jan."

"Sure you will."

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They saw Panda -What Alex named the dude- Come out the room and after a brief pause walked away.

"Stay in the car," Diego said and opened his door.

"What are you talkin' about? This guy tortured me." Klaus looked at him like he was crazy for even considering that idea.

"I have a plan."

Diego walked to where he knew the room was.

There was a moment of silence in the car before Klaus broke it.

"Should we-"

"Yup."

They both grinned at each other and then followed Diego up the stairs. Alex made himself invisible to anyone but Klaus and Diego.

"So, What exactly is the plan here, big guy?"

"I told you to stay in the car."

"Yeah, but you also told me that licking a nine-volt battery would give me pubes," He took a sip from the bottle.

Alex looked at them in disbelief, "What?"

Diego leaned closer to Klaus' ear, "We were eight."

Klaus shrugged and tried to move forward, but was stopped when Diego grabbed him and took him down the stairs.

"Uh-Uh," Klaus whined.

"Boo, you whore."

Klaus looked at his lover, "What's with you and calling me a whore?"

Alex shrugged, "It's a phase."

"Guys, I need you to listen to me, okay? Now, go back to the car." Diego said as he led them down the stairs.

Diego put his hands on Klaus' shoulder and looked at him, while he still speaks calmly.

"If I don't come down in two minutes, that means I'm probably dead. That happens, go get help. Okay?"

Klaus sighed, "Yeah, Okay, okay, okay."

Diego smiled at them and then goes up the stairs.

"You too Alex!"

Alex heard as he's about to follow his brother upstairs. He paused and sighed.

'Brothers.'

Klaus and Alex start walking to the car, Paused and then grinned.

As they're walking back to where their brother was, they hear tires screech and then the sound of gunfire. Alex ran and pulled Diego behind a wall, where they were safe from the bullets. Diego had taken a shot to his shoulder but nothing serious. he's had worse. Klaus comes to Diego's other side, helping his lover and his brother.

"See? You used to think I was an idiot." Klaus said breathlessly.

"I still think you're an idiot." Diego put his hand on the wound, applying pressure to stop the bleeding

"They're getting away," Alex suddenly said and pulled the other two down the stairs, getting a little wince from Diego.

"Shit, Get in the car."

"No can do missy," Alex said and pointed to the tires. they were flat.

"Oh."

Klaus kicked the tires twice before moving back.

"Klaus honey, that ain't gonna help."

Alex looked at Klaus when he leaned against the ice cream truck and started talking to Diego, but he wasn't listening because he had a plan!

"Okay, so bear with me, but I have an Idea."

Diego groaned, His brother's ideas were never good.

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After some arguing, It was decided that Klaus would drive the ice cream truck. despite not knowing how to drive, somehow he was allowed behind the wheel.

how rude.

Somewhere along the way, Ben had appeared making Alex scream.

So there were now four people in the ice cream truck, and two of them were invisible.

Ben and Alex were sitting on the dashboard and playing 'rock, paper, scissors'.

It was a fun ride.

slowly, they got near two cars on the road and Alex decided it was time for a dramatic entrance. so that's how they got close to the cars with the ice cream truck playing 'Ride Of The Valkyries'.

It was a badass moment.

although Diego would disagree and say it was one of the most embarrassing moments in his life. But the look of confusion on the face of the four people was worth it.

As they pass Luther the monkey-man and Five the man-child, Klaus waved at them and got a slow wave and smile from Luther.

Alex made himself visible making Diego jump not excepting that.

"GO FASTER!"

"WHEE!"

"YEET!"

Panda and Lady start shooting at them almost immediately. But Klaus doesn't stop and hits them with the ice cream truck.

"SO FUCKING AWESOME!" Alex shouted happily making Klaus laugh at his lover.

The four people in the car jerk forward as they hit the baddies' car.

Diego's held his shoulder, "Ah."

They got out of the car and saw Luther running towards them, taking Diego and helping him run to the car he was standing next to. While the baddies went to the different sides of the road looking for something Alex didn't know what.

Klaus and Diego -and Ben- sat in the backseat and Alex ran to the other side to sit in the front seat. When he does, Luther is already behind the wheel and before he can even close the door, the car is moving.

_(:_」∠)_

When they were sure they were safe, they all breathed in relief.

"Woah!" Alex said and started laughing. Everyone else following and soon the car was filled with the sound of laughter.

"Did you see their faces? Classic!" Klaus clapped as he continued to laugh.

"Alex, oh my god. Did you scream 'yeet' before crashing or was that my imagination?" Luther said to his brother.

"I did!" Alex grinned at the monkey-man.

Luther looked at him and laughed, before suddenly stopping the car making everyone jerk forward.

"ALEX?!" Luther yelled, just realizing who he was talking to.

Alex only continued to laugh.

'What a day!'

★彡WORDS:1800★彡

episode five took so long I'm so tired of it.

next chapter will probably be 'the day that was'

or if you want we can have 'the day that wasn't' and then 'the day that was'

it's all up to you, so comment what you want.

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hope you guys enjoyed this chapter because I had fun writing it for some reason.