Log #1
Day: Wednesday
Date: 25th November 2021
Dear.. uh.. Diary?
yk what, screw this formality
HEYA!
OK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITS A MONTH TO CHRISTMASS!!!
AND 1 MONTH N 28 DAYS TO MIDDY'S N MEGH'S PURRTHDAY
Yes i count it alr.
Ok sO,
yesterday was exhaustinggggg
Like,
I had to make a respiratory system skit along with a group of people
A hindi skit on HeAlThY fOoD aNd jUnK FoOd
A phrase for my elocution, to send to the MC n stuff.
And all that was done at 5pm
What i am trying to say is that i was in 2 meetings simultaneously and a call along with these meetings.
IT WAS EXHAUSTING
like our hindi skit makes NO SENSE!
Script
Human- mmmmm....junk food..yummy!!!! Oh no! Moms coming! Hide the junk! Superspy mode! *spy music*
Oh she's not coming here! - मम्मम....जंक फूड..स्वादिष्ट !!!! नहीं! माँ आ रही हैं! कबाड़ छिपाओ! सुपरस्पी मोड! *जासूस संगीत*
ओह, वह यहाँ नहीं आ रही है!
Apple - hey! Human! Eat meeee! - अरे! इंसान! मेई खाओ!
French fries - noooo eat नू मुझे खाओ
Orange - no eat me! Not the french fries! - मुझे खा जाओ! फ्रेंच फ्राइज़ नहीं!
Human - oh god what can i do now ?? - हे भगवान अब मैं क्या कर सकता हूँ ??
Apple - you know what they say..an apple a day makes the scary doctor go away! Don't take so much trouble when this delicious apple is right here! - आप जानते हैं कि वे क्या कहते हैं..एक सेब एक दिन डरावने डॉक्टर को दूर कर देता है! जब यह स्वादिष्ट सेब यहीं है तो इतनी परेशानी न करें!
Orange - ya, what he said is right - हाँ, उसने जो कहा वह सही है
.
Junk food *thinking* - hmm..what can i say back now?
Oh, I got it! I taste great! A burger a day takes your health away! - हम्म..अब मैं क्या कह सकता हूँ?
ओहह मैं समझ गया! मुझे बहुत अच्छा लगता है! एक दिन में एक बर्गर आपकी सेहत को छीन लेता है!
Human - ok ( in a disbelieving way) - ठीक है
Orange : i am healthy sweet and a bit sour so will you love me - मैं स्वस्थ हूँ मीठा और थोड़ा खट्टा तो क्या तुम मुझसे प्यार करोगी
Apple : eat me human i am red and i have, so many benefits -मुझे खाओ इंसान मैं लाल हूं और मेरे पास इतने फायदे हैं
Human : ok fine i will eat the healthy food -ठीक है, मैं स्वस्थ खाना खाऊंगा
French Fries : nooo see here i am more delicious than those fruits , look look - नहीं देखो यहाँ मैं उन फलों से ज्यादा स्वादिष्ट हूँ, देखो देखो
Human : now what do you want me to do - नहीं देखो यहाँ मैं उन फलों से ज्यादा स्वादिष्ट हूँ, देखो देखो
Apple and the Orange : eat us - हमें खाओ
Human : oh god fine i am going to eat both of you - हे भगवान ठीक है मैं तुम दोनों को खाने जा रहा हूँ
Apple , orange , Burger : what - क्या
Human : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ( the human is coming to eat all the food )
-_-
Nonsense
and so is my crazy story book so wutever
Also we made a skit of 'A talk show with a tree'
And ofc, i wasnt the tree UwU
i was the host umu
I must say, my friend (who was playing the tree) is a marvellous actress UwU
And then, there was social studies.
*sigh*
We had to present our skit and like-
i was the shopkeeper
AND IDK WHO TF GAVE THOSE DIALOGUES BUT THEY SAID
"Hi aUnTY"
My cam was off, since when i screen share, it happens.
So legit in that part of the skit i walked out of the room, to not hear them-
yk.
call me
tHaT. (It was a video, yes)
And for maths.
I HAVE TO EXPLAIN PYTHAGORAS NEXT WEEEK
whyyy
eh but idrc i like math n stuff so buh bye-
And also,
I tortured myself by watching that stoopid movie
'THE LAST AIRBENDER'
THEY EVEN REMOVED THE 'AVATAR' FROM IT!
And they pronounced him ONG
AND SOKKA WAS SUE-KA
AND IROH WAS EEROH
AND SUDDENLY I AM EEREEES
Like THEY EVEN CHANGED THE CHARACTER SKETCH OF UNCLE IROH
HE DIDNT EVEN DRINK TEA IN THE SHOW
AND NO JOKE FROM HIM AT ALL!
AND SUE-KA
HE!
HE MADE NO JOKE WHATSOEVER AND I WAS SO UPSET
other than that i yawned like 9 times while watching and counted it cuz that was more interesting in the show.
Anyway, I'll make another log later to show what i've done today
ADIOS AMIGAS!
Grandma iris,
signing out
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