My brain: you've invented a new kind of stupid, the damage you could never undo; kind of stupid. "Open all the cages in the zoo!" Kind of stupid. clearly you didn't think this through, kind of stupid!!

Me: alL I DID WAS NOT FINISH A DUE ASSIGNMENT, Y'ALL SAID IT COULD WAIT BUT NOW IT'S THE DAY IT'S DUE, WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSEELLF. GOSH DARN IT BRAIN.

Brain: Congratulations.