Hello there! My name's BB-Chan and you are about to read me indulging in my addiction and thrusting upon my guilty pleasures and idealized version of romance onto you guys, even though I have never experienced love before! So exciting, am I right?

As you can tell from the description, angst and fluff will be all that I write about. I am uncomfortable with writing smut, and the closest you'll ever get to it is, "They snogged."

Please forgive me for how blunt I'm being, it's 3:52 am when I'm writing this, and I'm in this limbo of being tired and very awake. Or I'm very awake and I'm everywhere.

If you dare to continue to read my content, you'll see that I have clearly lost my mind (but then again, how could I lose something I never had? Surely some of you can relate) and that I can't write or my mind is everywhere that my writing doesn't make sense.

My current poison of choice is mutual pining, so there's gonna be heaps of that. If I'm feeling a bit steamy, I'll go with unrequited obsession, or if I'm feeling a bit sad tonight/today, I'll go with unrequited love (by death or whatever).

I have a few headcanons. Some are just thoughts, and some will be applied.

Headcanons:
- Both Sherlock and John hate thunderstorms. They usually cuddle up together whenever they happen
- John hates daisies. However, he does love roses
- Sherlock actually really likes the taste of food. He just hates how it pulls him away from work and slows him down. Same thing with sleep
- At times, Sherlock would do something completely random. For example, he would say, "I want a bee farm." after he'd nearly been killed
- Sherlock has these 'low energy' moments where all the energy he could muster is turning his body on whatever he's laying on to become more comfortable
- When Jim has those 'bored' episodes like Sherlock's, his first thought isn't to shoot the wall. It's to rule the world
- Anderson and Donovan are major Johnlock shippers. Just because they hate Sherlock doesn't mean they ship it. In fact, they get together to write and read Johnlock fanfiction
- Moriarty also ships Johnlock, though his OTP's are Sheriarty and MorMor
- JOHN DOES DAD JOKES. NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE
- Sherlock doesn't see the point in birthdays nor likes birthday parties. Why celebrate your birth if you're just the result of your parents making you? Why not celebrate the parents?
- I dunno, Sherlock and John don't give me the vibe that they would give each other nicknames. To them, their names themselves are perfect, and they don't need a replacement or a variation. They only call each other nicknames when to mock the other
- John may not be able to remember what he had for breakfast, but he's able to remember ridiculous details of ordinary things and a few memories that happened a long time ago. For example, he could tell you where exactly he bought a jumper of three years or what time it was when he began writing a piece a month ago. Not the most helpful trait, but it comes in handy once in a while
- Unlike John (who has a relatively very small family), Sherlock has a huge family. If he were to name how many aunts, uncles, nieces, nephews, and cousins he has, we'd be here for quite some time
- Sherlock and Mycroft learn the deduction thing from their grandma

Okay! Now, I have a few (okay, a LOT of) concepts. The thing about this one-shot book is that some concepts are just one short story. Other times, they might be structured like a book. So how this one-shot book is going to be structured is going to be messed up, I hope you don't mind that.

Here are (but not all) the concepts I'll be doing—

Mainly I'm writing these because 1) I don't have the energy to make full-blown stories, 2) I'm testing the waters for an actual full-blown story of Sherlock, and 3) it's fun.

Illustrations and songs will come in some of the one-shots to set the mood or because I feel like it.

I do not own or create BBC Sherlock or John's blog. That credit goes to the writers Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat. All the characters mentioned are created by Arthur Conan Doyle.

Alright! Formalities are almost done! Just a few couples of warnings before we get started!

Warnings!—
Sensitive topics: I will be doing angst and fluff. Noting that, angst will contain some triggering topics that could potentially trigger some sensitive readers. If you are sensitive to gun use, trauma, death, blood, and other topics related to that, I advise you not to read this.

Bullying and such: now, on a platform like Wattpad, there will surely be some cyber bullies who are just bored or who have something rough at home and need a personal punching bag to let out the frustration. If I ever see bullying, whether it be someone bullying another in the comments or someone PMing me then proceeded to bully me, I will address the issue. I have a low tolerance for bullying and will immediately shoot it down (reporting and deleting the malicious comment, reporting the account, warn them, and if so keeps on harassing, will treat the problem until it's solved. Then I will talk about it. I refuse to give them the attention of getting all of you guys triggered, and ruining other's days)

Depression: this is nearly not about the fanfiction anymore. It's the well being of you (the reader) and more to come. Look... if you have depression, please don't hate yourself. Don't cut. Don't even think of ending it. Even when you think you can't take it more, you're tired going through hell every day and everyone tells you you're fine. One day, you're going to be ok. Pain is part of life. A big part of it. It is not a weakness to feel pain. It just means you're human. And that's more than we ever want from you. Please talk to a therapist or someone you know who can give you the right advice and you trust. I recommend doing this before talking about it on any social media platform and try to remind yourself there's a positive to every negative, and you matter. I will try to give some self-care tips and other words of advice to overcome depression and anxiety in the one-shots I post. Please take care of yourself. <3

Offensive language
Yes, there is some offensive language, as I am indeed a potty mouth. If you're uncomfortable with strong language, I recommend you don't read this one-shot book.

I am very American so I am terribly sorry if I'm garbage for writing about living in London. Constructive criticism will always be accepted and if someone does break out of character, do please tell. I do hope everyone stays safe and happy reading, my fellow readers.