❝ im disowning him ❞

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( groupchat + real life )
( finn & not finn's dad )

finn, ur parents have
some news for you
delivered 8:34pm

"It's past his bedtime, though."

"Shut up, Bill!"

finn
uhh what's up?
delivered 8:35pm

"He's faking, he totally knows what's going on."

"There's literally no possible way, Bill. Stop giggling, you sound like a toddler — Don't hit me! This is abuse, I'm breaking up with you."

"Shut up, Emery."

so, bill and i no
longer share custody
with you
delivered 8:35pm

finn
so then who's my dad 😫
delivered 8:36pm

"Cursed emojis."

"Babe, I use those all the time!"

"Did you just call me babe?"

"Bill, you're my boyfriend."

"I'm aware, Em."

both of us??
delivered 8:37pm

finn

delivered 8:40pm

"I'm disowning him."

"No, Em, you aren't."

"I am!"

"Enough, I'll tell him."

not finn's dad ❤️
finn, emery and i are dating
congrats ur parents got back
together
delivered 8:41pm

finn
😍😍😍
delivered 8:42pm

FINALLY!!
delivered 8:42pm

can i tweet this?
delivered 8:42pm

"Never mind, we can disown him."

FIN!

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( note )

i was gonna write them talking but i cant write a serious scene to save my life so you guys get this!! i hope it wasn't confusing as to who was speaking, i tried to use their names in the dialogue so you could tell who was talking!! anyway, wow this is like legit over?? that's wild y'all i never finish things lmao thanks for stayin along for the ride ig!! bill and emery got their happy ending woo!!