My friend: No idea, where?"

Me: "The baaaaaaahamas."

Friend: "Not again."

Me (grinning): "Come on, that joke wasn't even a cheep one."

Friend (attempting to distract me): "What do you think of this necklace? I just got it." (This is the friend that really likes jewelry)

Me: "Yas!!!! Girl you are stallion today! Never looked better."

Friend: "You are impossible."

Me: "I'm going to pretend I herd you wrong and act like your with me anyways."

Friend: "Of course you are."

Me: "Mmmhhhmm, and I don't give a cluck how ya feel bout it."

Friend (raising hand to heart sarcastically): "You wound me."

Me (eyes widening): "On no! I'm sorry! Do you need some oinkment?"

Friend: "No."

Me: "Okay then, what do cows drink?"

Friend raises eyebrow.

Me: "Water!"

Friend: "You know that wasn't a pun right?"

Me: "Yeah, I just wanted to see if you'd be udderly confused."

Friend, sighing: "What do you want to do tonight after school?"

Me: "Let's watch a mooooosical."

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It is so much fun to come up with these. Oh, and these aren't real conversations, I'm making them up as they go. Sometimes (like this one) I might pull a real person and some of their responses but other then that I'm completely winging this. Hope it's intresting!

Leave me your thoughts, or an additional pun. Or a joke. Or all of the above.

Till next time! (: