Outside a Lutherian church in Soulderton in 1972

Jane: "So this is a church..."

Mr. Jearston: "Yes it is."

Jane: "Alright, anything I need to know."

Mr. Jearston: "Yes. Do not make a scene."

Jane: "You trust that won't. Yeah good luck with that."

Mr. Jearston: "Promise me."

Jane: "I can't."

Mrs. Craig: "Hey Jane!"

Jane:  "Sorry Allie. I do not think..."

Mrs. Craig: "Come on Jane."

Jane, Mrs. Craig, and Mr. Jearston walks inside the church. Jane feels pressured to do so.

Priest: "Ah! Who is this?"

Mrs. Craig: "This is Jane."

Jane: "Uh... Hi."

Priest: "Welcome my child."

Mr. Jearston: "Oh shit. Here we go."

Mrs. Craig: ?

Jane: "Did my mother slept with another man? Did she slept with you"

Priest: "No, my child."

Jane: "Then why are you saying that? 

Mr. Jearston is face palming.

Mrs. Craig: "It's a formality deary."

Jane: "Weirdest one I've ever heard. And I heard about the one where you bow in four directions."

Mr. Jearston: "Sorry father. Jane's not used to this."

Priest: "It is alright, son."

Jane: "Maybe, I should leave."

Mrs. Craig: "Don't be silly. We are just saving your soul."

Jane: "What in the world you all been smoking!"

Mr. Jearston: "&%&^%"

Priest: "Please don't swear in the house of god."

Jane: "My soul is in my body. You're not cutting me open. Goodbye!"

Jane walks away.

Mrs. Craig: "Frank. Were you expecting this?"

Mr. Jearston: "In a way. I am."