Above the city skyline, a lone hero flying above. He looks around the city pleased in the daylight. The camera pans to the crest on the chest.

A lone cry for help.

The hero flies to help the poor citizen. Only to find. The citizen not in trouble? Ahhhhhhhhh, what is this?

The robber is getting tasered in the.... ha ha ha. Oh my gosh. He is crying. For help for the elderly woman to stop tasering him. Ha ha ha. This is too much.

Whoa, look at him foaming. Ha. Alright lady. He had enough. Good she stopped.

Yeah the super hero is flying off. Oh man. This is hilarious. Let me take a picture. Oh yeah, that one's a keeper. Wait. No. NO. No no no no nnnnnonoonnonnonnono!

Ahhhh! I think I'm going to be sick. Lady! You're crazy. Circumcising a criminal is not right, ma' am. I am so leaving. So leaving. Ahhhhh!