Me: oh i just died a few times yesterday

Person: ha ha nice joke

Me: no i really did.

Person: wha? *pokes me* how?

Me: your heart stops when you sneeze and your brain is yelling at your nose to release the sneeze.

Person:..?

Me: so everytime you sneeze you die for a second.

Person: thats not real

Me: *goes on google*

Me: so your body can be alive again after the sneeze

Person:...