So when i was in 8th grade there was this guy lets call him Jerry and this girl lets called angel

I gues they liked eachother but hated eachother

And it was in science class and i was doing my own thing since we had free time. Then i hear the two talk

"how long is a inch"

"about your thumb to the first knuckle"

They were with a group of their friends and i was confused af but i just continued to draw

"ok one two three... 7 inches"

"that is not 7 inches!"

(other person) "thats too small for 7 inches"

"its not small!"

I glance over behind me and see jerry with his thumb near his crotch and counting.

"go get the ruler"

"ok"

I just put in my headphones and regretted listening