ARE TREES BLUE OR ARE THEY GREEN? A QUESTION NOONE HAS DARED TO ANSWER! WHY,YOU MAY ASK? THEY ARE TOO AFRAID TO BE MIND BLOWN! BUT I,DR.FIGGINSTEIN,AM NOT AFRAID OF THY TREES!

ANALYSIS:IF YOU TURN ANY TREE UPSIDE DOWN,YOU WILL SEE A GREEN APPLE!IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT! DO IT,I DARE YOU!! FLIP THAT TREE AROUND!! ANYWAYS,EVERYONE KNOWS BLUE AND YELLOW MIXED TOGETHER MAKES GREEN,RIGHT?? AND IF YOU CUT AN APPLE IN HALF,WHAT COLOUR IS THE INSIDE? YELLOW!! SO WHERE IS THE BLUE? SIMPLE!THE BLUE IS THE SKIN AND TAKEN THAT THE APPLE IS GREEN,BLUE=GREEN.THEREFORE ALL TREES ARE BLUE.