I can't shout abeg...!!
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If you no like insult, no go like
person wey you broke pass
~Fejiro
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~𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚍 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗~

Fejiro was sitted on the pavement in front of Ajay's house for a long time, hopefully waiting to confess his undying love for her. He didn't want to procrastinate anymore and just shoot his shot. Just then Ajay sasheyed out of her house looking really sexy. Fejiro couldn't help but stare at how her round figure came into light. He could swear he almost had a boner from just staring. After many failed attempts to comport himself, he walked over to where Ajay was.

A..a..aunty good evening." Fejiro greeted. Ajay stared at the young man for some time, wondering what he was doing in front of her door on a Thursday evening.

"Aunty you dey co...mot?" He asked, ignoring the fact that she just ignored his greeting.

"No o! I dey go fry dodo." Ajay huffed, rolling her eyeballs at the silly question.

"What are you even doing in my house?"

"A...a..aunty na.na.na you I come see." The glare Ajay gave him made him swallow hard.

"Ehe... What is it?"

"A..a..aunty no vex o but if you dey co..comot reach main road, I go like jo..jo..join you." Fejiro said not wanting a more convenient place to talk.

Ajay stared at him suspiciously. The guy was sure acting weird. "Alright, let's go." She nodded, leading the way as her heels made clicking sounds anytime it came in contact with the interlocked floor.

"A..a..aunty I like you o, I swear." Fejiro began subtly once they were on the move "Aunty see, If you.you.you check inside my heart ehnn, na you full inside."

Ajay just stared wide-eyed at the lowlife, surprised at his boldness to even say such trash to her face. She swerved the steering wheel, driving over to the packing lane.

"A..a..aunty you no go believe the way wey I dey......." Fejiro cut his sentence short when he noticed Ajay packing her car just half way to the main road. "Aunty why you dey pa.pa.pa.pack now?"

She eyed him in response "Sorry what's your name again?"

"Aunty na.na Fejiro but you.you.you fit call me jiro." Fejiro smiled, as he explained excitedly. His smile seized immediately he noticed the frown playing around Ajay's lips.

"Okay. Oga Fejiro kindly use the door." Ajay said, using her hands to display mock courtesy. Fejiro knew she was upset but he didn't expect her to say that. To him, she was the sweetest woman alive.

"But..bu..but we never reach the ju..ju.. junction now."

"Can't you hear me?" Ajay shouted, tapping her steering in annoyance. "I said you should get out. Out!" Fejiro hastily opened the door and hopped out. He was scared to his bones. The woman looked like she would kill him if he spent another second in her car. Immediately he closed the door, she zoomed off with speed, making Fejiro jump back in fright.

"Omo! This wo.wo.woman harsh o!"
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"Damn! I was asking yhu for your number, and you said nah." The tout-looking guy in Fejiro's neighborhood, Dele said to a girl he was trying to woo, in a very fake American accent. His bushy hair and beard made him look like a possessed orangutan. The red bandana he tied on his head along with the fake big silver chain necklace he had on wasn't even helping matters.

"Baby, please I'm sorryyy....." Folake begged

"Nah nah nah nah...." Dele shook his head in disagreement

"Okay, bring your phone let me put in my number."

Dele gave a smile of victory "Cheeeeeee!! Purit here." He said handing her a destroyed Nokia button phone. The back casing was no where to be seen and it was held together by several bands of rubber bands and celotape like it barely survived a ghastly motor accident. (Put it here)

"What's this?" Folake frowned, pointing at the ugly looking phone.

"It's ma phone." He answered matter of factly

"You made Tiwa Savage a popular musician and you cannot buy ordinary iPhone."

"Come on! I got this phone from the states." Folake cringed at the way the poor riff Raff spewed lies out of his mouth. She gave him the 'you are not serious' look for a while before waving her hands in his face.

"Abeg get out." She hissed and began walking away, making sure to sway her hips accordingly.

"Come on, baby girl! Yo! This phone is fucking bae mehn!"

Meanwhile, Fejiro stood at a spot watching this whole drama unfold. He was just returning from his heart breaking encounter with Ajay. "Miss world, we..we.. well-done o." Fejiro mocked, as he laughed at the way she swayed her hips in a catwalk. It was horrible!

Folake eyed him before throwing her five fingers spread evenly, at his face "Waka!" Knowing who Fejiro was, she walked away briskly after that single act.

"Ehh.. keep running o, the street is your ru.ru.runway." Fejiro laughed. He began walking to his crib, looking at Dele who was thinking of the next move to make on Folake. "Ayy Dele, your.your case is getting out of ha.hand."

"This... This girl, if I catch her ehh.... You know as e dey be na. I go flog her ehhh...bulala." Dele said, swapping back to his normal Nigerian accent and deliberately ignoring what Fejiro said earlier. (Bulala is a Hausa word for cane, as in koboko).

"Wait wait wait! Dele is this not the sa.sa.same girl that you ga..gave money just a little while a..go?" Jiro asked

"Eheh... Wetin happun?" Dele frowned, throwing a question back at him.

"This boy you do..don't have sense at.at all. All the money you gave her, she carried it to Mama Emeka's shop to go and buy chi..chicken and roasted fish to share with her friends, and common hug..... small hug o, she no.no.no give you."

"She go come back." Dele shrugged, displaying his touty mannerism.

"If you like don't use.. use your brain.." Fejiro hissed walking away.

"Wait. Co..co..come first." Dele called, dragging Fejiro back "Emm... How your matter take go na?"

Fejiro laughed, a sad laugh "see..see Dele, I..I..if I start telling you about this ma.ma.matter ehh... This country will not move forward.. Ni..Ni..Nigeria will just remain where it is because if you see the way this girl threw me out of her.her.her car ehh,.... in my whole full life, I Will not get that kind of insult till I die."

"Mad o! Swear?!" Dele exclaimed with a shock laced tone. Fejiro made to walk out as the anger in him skyrocketed while he was explaining to Dele.

"Wa...wait..wait!." Dele begged "You mean say.... Jiro, wetin happen na?"

"After I told her my.my.my mind, she asked me for my name o. I even thought it..it was a green light. Next thing, she was rai..rai..raising her voice at me, and then threw me out of her car. Remain sm..small, I would have just co..collapsed a..a..and die." Fejiro complained bitterly, slightly raising his voice. Dele just stood, nodding and shaking his head where needed.

"But see..see..see ehh... Dele, I don't blame her." Fejiro sighed "I don't blame her at all. The pe..pe..person I blame ehh, is po..po..poverty and that Madam Fresh.. They..they came together to cause me this problem." Fejiro explained, joining his palms to demonstrate 'together'.

"Because if it was in the village ehh, just small konk go carry her go away land." Fejiro concluded, attempting to take his leave again. (Just a little knock will take her abroad.)

"Wait....ee! Why your body dey boil like this now? You go calm down o." Dele querried sharply "But Jiro, me no tell you? Me no open my mouth, tell you? Me wey be the Don, wey don dey with Peruvian girls, Italian girls, Chinese girls, Indian girls, American girls....." Fejiro almost face palmed at Dele's attempt to bring in his regular bunch of lies into a matter as serious as the one on ground.

"Dele, you..you..you get small headache?" Fejiro asked, using his index finger to tap his head.

Dele touched his head, a bit surprised at the question "No..oo I'm fine."

"Check well o, because e be li..li..like say your head don de..de..dey catch sickness." Fejiro hissed, walking straight passed Dele into his crib "Let me sta..stay on my own."

"Don't stay on your own o." Dele shot back "Be there following woman that can buy your entire lineage."

He frowned, feeling a bit defeated by Jiro. Switching back to his fake American accent, he added "You dunnow me? I'm an undercover agent from the states. A state bwoy!"

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That's a wrap people.

This Dele boy Sha😂😂😂😂 That's how oga Landlord wanted to increase his rent because of his lie lie. Some people will just stay like this and start doing one kind fake life that doesn't suit them. Beware of such people abeg.

Okay... Sorry for the late update. The thing is I'm working on another story for a competition so it's taking a tad bit of my time.. Anyways, I'll try updating at least two chapters every week.

Thank y'all for the encouragement, reads, votes and comments 🥺❤️❤️, I value you 😋. Don't forget to keep them coming 😍