It's had been a year since the bones of Branch's parents were discovered near the gorge. September, 10th.

   Branch was in his bunker setting up candles and pictures on his desk. Yes his mummy was deded and he was sad boi, but it wasn't all bad. INCORRECT! It's was sad boi hours and Branch cried himself a river. BUT THEN! oh but then, Poptart entered his hobbit hole.

"Brunch you smeccy stic! Wat wrong ma dude?!"

Pip ran to him as the tears stopped.
"I HAVE THE BIG SAD PIDDY! MY MUMMY AND PAPA ARE DEDED!"

"No! Don't be sad boi Bunk! I still luv you owo!"She hugged her sad depersed boi, "But you CAN NOT BE A BIG SADDDY SAD ON ME BURFDAY!"

  It was then he remembered:
Oh yee! I have gorlfriend, I don't need my sad.

So they smooches and hAd burfday

THE END