Hobbit Trouble
"Hey Primrose!"
Primrose turned to see Merry and Pippin running towards her with a camera.
"What's going on guys?"
"Merry and I got a YouTube channel! We're going to make all kinds of videos for all of Middle Earth to enjoy!"
"Sounds fun. What kind of videos do you do?"
"Stuff like this."
Merry pulled out his phone and quickly went to YouTube and showed Primrose their latest video.
*see above video*
"Well." Primrose coughed.
"That was interesting."
Primrose looked at the two beaming hobbits.
"What else do you do?"
"That's our only video."
Pippin told her.
"But we're planning something big and we need your help!"
Merry smiled.
"Why do you need my help?"
"Because you're close friends with Bilbo."
"Hold on! What does this have to do with Bilbo?"
"We're going to do a documentary about his life and we need you to help."
"Why do you want to do a documentary about Bilbo?"
"He's our hero!"
Pippin exclaimed.
"The greatest hobbit adventurer who ever lived!"
Merry added.
"What about Frodo?"
Primrose asked.
Pippin coughed.
Merry scratched his head.
"Well... He's alright."
"But if I had to rank the top three coolest hobbits in the Shire it would be Bilbo, Sam, and Esmerelda."
Merry said.
"Esmerelda?!?!"
Pippin shouted.
"What about me?!?!"
Merry's face turned red.
"Well, I mean, you're cool too but-"
"WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!"
"Us?" Merry asked in confusion.
"It used to be Merry and Pippin.
Merry and Pippin! Not Merry and Esmerelda or Merry and Vili.
MERRY AND PIPPIN!!!!!"
"Alright calm down!"
Merry shouted.
Gee whiz...
"Um... Do you two still want help?" Primrose asked.
"Yes. We need you to keep Bilbo in the dark about our documentary."
Merry informed her.
"Why do I nees to keep him in the dark?"
"If he knew we were filming him it wouldn't work."
"Ok..."
Primrose decided not to ask any questions.
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"So let me get this straight."
Berylla said to Frodo.
"You've gone on two adventures and you haven't invinted me to go on either of them?"
"Well, technically the thing with Merry wasn't an adventure."
Frodo replied.
"Frodo you know I've always wanted to leave the Shire and visit someplace!"
"I would have invited you. But it was almost as if the events were already planned out for months and we had no choice but to go along with it."
Frodo sighed.
"Sometimes I just feel like a random character that someone controls."
Berylla stared at him curiously.
"Ok, well, you have to stop living in your fantasy world Frodo. No one's controlling you or anyone else. And you're not some random character from a story! This is real!"
"Thanks Beyrlla. I can always count on you to keep me in reality."
"But wouldn't it be weird if we weren't the reality?"
Berylla and Frodo jumped as Esmerelda appeared out of nowhere.
"Es! What are you doing here?"
Frodo shouted.
"Listening to everything you giys were saying. Speaking of which, who is this?"
"You know Berylla Es."
"No I don't."
"Really? Well anyway, this is Berylla Boffin. Berylla, this is my cousin, Esmerelda Brandybuck."
Berylla smiled.
"Nice to meet you."
"Same here."
Esmerelda turned to Frodo.
"Are you two dating or something?"
"Of course not! Beyrlla's just a friend!"
"Right..."
"Seriously Es! Why don't you go find something to do? Where's Merry and Pippin?"
"Pippin's been emotionally unstable lately so I've been letting him hang out with Merry. So I'm here to hang out with you Fro Yo."
"Es! You always have to be hanging out with someone! Can't you ever do anything on your own?"
"But I like being with others."
"Did it ever occur to you that some people need a break from you every once in awhile?"
Esmerelda narrowed her eyes.
"Do you mean 'some people, or you?"
Frodo realized what he'd just said.
"Es I didn't mean-"
"Whatever Frodo! If I'm too whatever for you I'll just go!"
"Esmerelda! You're being overdramatic! This situation feels very rushed and random!"
Esmerelda ignored him and stomped off.
"Way to go Frodo."
Berylla glanced at her friend.
"I wasn't trying to be rude! It's just that she's always there."
"Well she's gone now."
"She'll be back. It's Esmerelda. She can't stay mad forever."
"You need to apologize."
"WHAT DID I DO?"
"For crying out loud Frodo you're such a boy!"
"What does that have to do with aything?"
"Never mind. I'm sorry."
"Forgiven."
"Now go apologize to Esmerelda."
"She needs to apologize to me!"
"What did she do?"
"She overreacted."
"No she didn't! You basically told her that no one wanted her around!"
"Fine! I'll apologize when she comes back."
"You'd better."
Berylla sighed.
"You're right. This whole situation is very random."
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Ok people! I have about four main mini stories left in this before the grand finale!
Remember I still need ideas!
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