"PHOENIX!!!!"

Melui stormed into her younger brother's room with Chole Ann, Melwin, and Caladhiel following.

Phoenix didn't look up from his computer. His headphones were on and he ignored the four elleths in his room.

Melui stomped over to him and yanked off his headphones.

"Sis! What do you think you're doing?" he glared at her.

"WHAT ON ARDA DID YOU TELL OUR BROTHER?!?!"

"What do you mean?"

"HE HAS COMPLETELY LOST HIS MIND!!!"

"Whoa! Take a chill pill and listen. All I told him to do was not let his current situation bother him."

"Oh really?" Melui crossed her arms.

"Really!"

"THEN WHY IS HE RIDING ADA'S ELK THROUGH THE PALACE WHILE PLAYING A BANJO AND SINGING 'STAYING ALIVE'?"

Phoenix snickered at the thought while the other three elleths were trying to hold back their laughter.

"What do you have to say for yourself?" Melui glared at him.

"Legolas can play the Banjo?" Phoenix tilted his head to the side innocently.

Melui groaned and stormed out of the room. Chole Ann, Melwin, Caladhiel, and Phoenix followed.

They came across Feren who was standing in the middle of a hall with his eyes wide and his mouth open.

"What's up Feren? Trying to catch flies?" Phoenix asked.

"Or did you just see Colfinthel?" Melwin teased.

"I have just been scarred for life." Feren announced quietly.

"Why?" Chole Ann asked.

"A thousand years of darkness and terror cannot amount to the raw horror I have just witnessed."

"Spit it out Feren." Caladhiel said.

"Have you ever seen Legolas do the Whip? And break his legs, and the Stanky Leg, and-"

"Alright Feren! We don't need nightmares!" Phoenix was purely terrified.

"Where is he now?" Melui asked.

"I heard him say something about going to Helm's Deep." Feren told them.

"Why would he go there?" Melwin asked.

"Who knows? All that's important right now is that we find him and knock some sense into him." Melui said.

"Yes!" Phoenix pumped his fist in the air.

"We're not actually going to hit him Phoenix." Melui groaned.

"Oh." Phoenix's face fell.

"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Melwin said.

The six elves raced off to find Legolas.

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"Found him!" Phoenix shouted.

"I can't believe how fast we got here." Chole Ann commented.

"Well we did drive." Feren said.

"Why should everyone walk everywhere in Middle Earth? Driving is much simpler." Caladhiel stated.

"Agreed." Everyone nodded their heads.

Meanwhile, Melui had walked up to the main wall of Helm's Deep. It was currently empty so it was really quiet.

The other followed and found Legolas standing on top of the wall with a skateboard under his arm.

"LEGOLAS! WHAT ON ARDA ARE YOU DOING?" She shouted.

"What's it look like I'm doing?" Legolas looked down at them.

"Like you're about to break every bone in your body!" Phoenix shouted. "Dude! You look so... Hipster."

"It's the hair." Melwin whispered to Chole Ann.

"And the black hoodie and jeans." Caladhiel added.

"He actually looks really cute." Chole Ann commented.

"Yeah. In a cool, geeky kind of way." said Melwin.

"I think the dark, short, and kind of curly hair is a nice look." Caladhiel added.

"You three are weird." Feren shook his head.

"Yeah. I mean come on! It's my older brother! Wouldn't you prefer someone younger and far more handsome?" Phoenix said as he smiled at the three elleths.

Melwin glanced at Chole Ann and Chole Ann glanced at Caladhiel.

"Ok... I'm gonna see what Legolas is up to." Melwin ran off.

"Me too!" Chole Ann followed.

"Wait for me!" Caladhiel raced after them.

Phoenix shrugged.

"It was worth a shot."

Feren punched him in the arm.

"Ow! Dude!"

Feren walked away laughing quietly to himself.

Meanwhile Melui was desperately trying to convince her brother to stop whatever it was he was about to do.

"Legolas! Get down from there!"

"No way! I'm totally doing this!"

"Doing what?"

"He's going to skateboard down these stairs. That's what!"

That's when everyone noticed Gimli standing on the wall behind Legolas.

"Gimli! Talk him out of it!" Melui pleaded.

"Not a chance Lass! Legolas already told me I get to push him down the stairs!"

"I did not." Legolas turned to him in confusion.

"I could have sworn that you told me to push you off." Gimli said.

"I did not. And I'm going to skateboard down these stairs without your assistence Gimli."

"No you're not! You get down here right now!" Melui shouted.

"Why don't you come up here and make me?" Legolas said.

"Maybe I will!"

"Don't. I might run you over."

"LEGOLAS YOU ARE NOT SKATEBOARDING DOWN THOSE STAIRS!!!"

"I've done it before!" Legolas argued.

"He did. During a battle, on a shield, while firing arrows at orcs." Gimli stated.

"Stay out of this Gimli." Melui growled.

"Ok." the dwarf back away.

"Sorry Melui. This is my life now. And it is much better than my old one!"

"What was wrong with your old life?" Melui asked.

"I always had to be serious and "elvish" all the time."

"YOU ARE AN ELF!!!"

"Yeah but I shouldn't have to act all "elfie" all the time."

"Ok now you're being ridiculous!"

"I'M HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS MELUI!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?!?!?"

Everyone fell silent and glanced at each other awkwardly.

"For starters you could come down from there." Phoenix said.

"No way! I'm going to do this if it kills me!"

Legolas dropped the skateboard onto the stone wall below his feer and placed a foot on it.

"And you know what? I probably won't get a single scratch on me because I'M MR. PERFECT!!!"

"Legolas stop!" Melui shouted.

Too late.

Legolas sped down the stairs on the skateboard (which is impossible but not of you're Legolas) he flew past them and continued to roll towards the opposite wall...

Which he crashed into...

"LEGOLAS!" everyone shouted at once.

They ran over to him only to find him on his feet and staring at them in disbelief.

"I AM COMPLETELY FINE!!!" He shouted in disbelief.

"Um... Isn't that a good thing?" Melwin asked.

"NO!!! I SHOULD AT LEAST BE UNCONCIOUS!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN PERFECT?!?!?"

With that he grabbed his skateboard (which was also fine) and stormed off.

The others looked at each other in stunned silence.

"He has lost it." Phoenix declared.

Everyone nodded.

"Agreed."

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So what do you guys think? Has Legolas lost his mind or what? Next chapter will move back to whatever it was Merry was up to. And once I get his and Legolas's problems situated I will move on to more characters, more pranks, and more randomness.