Eowyn and Grima. (😂😂this is gonna be hilarious)

Eowyn woke up to a dark cold room. She moaned and froze at the sound of it. She quickly got up and looked at herself in the mirror

Eowyn: GAAHH!

Servant: something wrong?

Eowyn: I NEED SURGERY! IM UGLY!

Servant: psshhhhhh no your not! Your uniquely handsome!

Eowyn: Thanks? *evil grin* maybe I can use this as an advantage? *goes and creeps everyone out*

Grimas POV

I woke up to so much sunlight. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SUNLIGHT??  I did what I thought was a small hair flip turned into a mane of golden hair.

What?

I ran to the mirror as Eowyn stared back at me. No. Oh gosh no.

Servant: your date has arrived

Grima: what date? I ordered no such thing!

Servant: apparently your one true love....

Grima: right... *sits down and brushes hair* BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH!

I have a date to attend to. Apparently.

BF: so how are you my love

Grima: quite well.  *eats onions*

BF: well uh... That's good?

Grima: don't you loooove onions? *smiles creepily*

BF: something has possessed you!

Grima: only true love can break it!

BF: yeah no thanks. We're over bye *tides far far away*

They finally meet up.

Eowyn: oh my back hurts! Your so old!

Grima: OLDER JUST MEANS WISER! *sassy hair flips* is that why you wouldn't date me.

Eowyn: yes.

Grima: well that was straight forward I was expecting something more girly but given your manly state-

Eowyn: I AM NO MAN! I also have a fiancé...

Grima: yeah about that.......

Eowyn: IM LATE FOR MY DATE I CANT GO LIKE THIS!!!

Grima: well.....

Eowyn: WHAT DID YOU DO???

Grima: he already left.....

Eowyn: WHAT????? AND HE WAS ABOUT TO PROPOSE MY LIFE IS RUINED!

Grima: on the bright side you still have me?

Eowyn: GAH! *chases*