Team fabulous: Thrandruil Legolas Leiphe Elrohir Elladan Elrond Haldir Lindir and Talia and the cheerleaders are online

Team majestic: Thorin Frodo Kili Fili Bofur Dwalin pippin bard and there cheerleaders are online

Gandalf: welcome to round two! Now keep in mind that the contestants are still very drunk and they will be jousting. Each round counts as a point for their team

Cheerleaders: HOORAHH

Gandalf: and now in this corner I present to you TEAM FABULOUS!!!

Team Fab: HAAAAYYYY!!!! *struts to the center of the stage flips hair* FABULOUS!!

Pink cheerleaders: LETS GO TEAM LETS GO! LETS GO TEAM LETS GO!! *spread glitter and confetti*

Gandalf: and in this corner please welcome TEAM MAJESTIC!!!

Team majestic: *walk out twirling batons toss them up and catch them* HOOORAH!!

Purple cheerleaders: GO GO GO EREBOR GO GO EREBOR GO!!! *spread glitter*

Gandalf: first up Fili and Elladan!

Fili: ITS GOING DOWN!

Elladan: IM YELLIN TIMBER!!

Thorin: your the first one so that means you have to win

Fae: lol no pressure babe

Fili: I've never jousted in my life! You expect me to win??

Thorin: durins folk always win Fili surely you should know that. Now go get em!

Fae: YOU GOT THIS FIWI!

Fili climbed up on his horse covered in armor from head to toe. Still pretty drunk btw. Elladan quickly hopped on put his helmet on and grabbed the stick

Gandalf: on the ready ONE TWO THREE VAMANOS!

Fili and Elladan began to move slowly with the reigns in one hand and their stick another

Elladan: just keep moving....

Erustaniel: WOOOO GO ELLADAN!!!

Fili: come on come on.....

They both came a couple feet across from each other as they tried to make them fall without moving there horses. To no avail they both fell of there horses at the same time

Fili: nooooo!! *slow mo*

Elladan: NOOO! *slow mo*

Gandalf: ...I should have expected this...FIRST ONE THAT GETS UP AND CAN STAND UP FOR THREE SECONDS WINS THIS ROUND!

Fili attempts to stand as Elladan pulls him down and pushes himself up.

Pink cheerleaders: COME ON ELLADAN!!!

Fili: OH NO YOU DONT! *grabs his feet making him fall face first* HA!

Purple cheerleaders: GO FILI!

They both stand up at the same time.....

Elladan: OOOH LOOK AT ME! *falls*

Fili: *losing balance* NOOOOO!!! *on one foot*

Gandalf: ONE TWO THREE! FILI OAKENSHIELD IS THE WINNER OF ROUND ONE!

Fili: *falls* HUZZAH!!

Gandalf: next up are Bofur and Lindir!

Bofur: *intoxicated* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lindir: LOL! This should be easy!

Gandf: ONE TWO THREE!

Lindir: *gallops unsteadily and swinging stick* I'm gonna get you!

Bofur: NOT IF I GET YOU FIRST! *swings stick inaccurately*

Lindir: *whacks bofur* HA I WIN!

Gandalf: LINDIR IS THE WINNER OF ROUND TWO!

Emily: GO LINDIR
Talia: GO LINDIR!

Pink cheerleaders: GO LINDIR!

Lindir: haha! Thanks Emily!

Gandalf: next are Haldir and Frodo!

Frodo: if I can take the ring to Mordor surely I can take down an elf in a jousting tournament....

Haldir: I can take him down can't i? *muttering*

Aurain: GO HALDIR!

Gandalf: ONE TWO THREEE!!!

Haldir: come on!

Frodo: welp here goes nothing! *wacks Haldir*

Haldir: woah! *barely stays on* IMMA GET YOU! *whacks Frodo*

Frodo: NOT IF I GET YOU FIRST!! *whacks him* HA I WIN!!

Gandalf: FRODO BAGGINS WINS THE ROUND!!

Elerina: GO FRODO I LOVE YOU!!

Frodo: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Gandalf: Next are Dwalin and Leiphe!

Leiphe: O_O *gulps*

Eowyn: YOU GOT THIS LEIPHE I LOVE YOU!

Dwalin: HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! *charges forward*

Leiphe: *too afraid to move but holds out stick* O_O I'm gonna die

Dwalin: HAAAA!! *falls* WHAT! THAT IS MAHOGANY I DEMAND A REMATCH!!

Leiphe: I WON!! I won!!

Thorin: you've got to be kidding me *facepalm*

Pink cheerleaders: GO LEIPHE!!!

Gandalf: next are Kili and Legolas!

Legolas: YOUR GOING DOWN

Kili: DOWN IN HISTORY!

Thorin: don't you dare fail me now Kili.

Sarah: no pressure

Kili: I'm like Fili I've never jousted in my life!

Fili: *with a cheeky grin* But Durins folk always win!

Thrandruil: alright Legolas you can't fail me now. Your going against a dwarf you have to win.

Legolas: I will try

Thrandruil: no you WILL win.

Legolas: right....

Annathandriel: GO LEGGY I LOVE YOU! *kisses* AND SO DO ALLY AND ALEXANDER!

Ally/Alexander': GOOGOO GAGAA DADDA!

Legolas: thanks lovelies! *flips hair and slowly gets on *woah this is harder than it looks

Sarah: GO KILI! *kisses*

Kili: fear not fair maiden! *gets on*

Gandalf: 123 VAMANOS!

Kili: FOR EREBOR! *charges*

Thorin: oh please please please win!

Legolas: AHHHHH! *charges*

They did a series of charges as they ran back and forth missing each other by inches. Kili positioned his stick as he charged forward when Legolas was distracted

Kili: FOR EREBOR!! *whacks as Legolas holds on for dear life*

Legolas: must get up...*halfway on when Kili comes back and knocks him down* *stands up* IM STILL FABULOUS!!!

Pink cheerleaders: WE LOVE YOU LEGGY!

Purple cheerleaders: GO KILI GO KILI GO! GO GO GO KILI GO! *spreads glitter*

Thorin: OH HALLELUJAH!

Gandalf: next are bard and Elrond!

Bard: lets just get this over with

Elrond: ditto *charges* THINK FAST! *whacks bard off

Bard;..... Wut just happened?

Elrond : I won that's what happened

Naimia: GO ELRONDO!!!

Pink cheerleaders: GO ELROND GO ELRONDO GO!!

Bard: meh okay

Charlotte: I LOVE YOU!

Kids: WE LOVE YOU DA!

Gandalf: and the second to final round is Fool of a took and Elrohir!

Renni: LETS GO PIPPIN LETS GO! *dances with Rystal*

Pippin: *flips hair and smiles* THANKS HONEY!

Elrohir: I got dis. *climbs on*

Pippin: you can do it you can do it.. *trots forward nervously*

Elrohir: *trots forward* *FOR RIVENDELL!*

Pippin: ughhhh *nudges the stick which is really heavy as Elrohirs horse trips over it making Elrohir fall*

Elrohir: AHHHHHH! *falls*

Pippin: HUZZAH!*falls*

Gandalf: and now the final round! The dwarves have 5 points and the elves have three! The dwarves had one pint from the drinking round plus four more. And now in this corner I present The majestic Thorin son of Thrain Son of Thror KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!

Purple cheerleaders: GO THORIN!!!!

Gandalf: and in this corner I present the most fabulous king of them all! KING THRANDRUIL OF MIRKWOOD!

Pink cheerleaders: GO THRANNIE GO THRANNIE GO! GO THRANNIE GO THRANNIE GO! *spreads glitter*

Gandalf: But there is something that you can win in this round *pulls out the arkenstone* whoever wins this round gets a point for the team and the arkenstone for a day.

Thorin: WAAAAHHHT?????????? MY BABY!!!

Thrandruil: IM GONNA WIN AND THEN ILL BREAK THE ARKENSTONE!!!

Thorin: NOT IF I WIN FIRST!

Gandalf : alright ladies settle down on the count of three you will go at it! 123 VAMANOS!

Thorin charged forward with his spear in his hand as he swung missing Thrandruil by inches. Thrandruil dodged out of the wing as he attempted swing but missed. Their spears met in the middle as they attempted to sword fight but in the end they fell off there horses

Gandalf: FIRST ONE UP THAT CAN STAND UP FOR FIVE SECONDS STRAIGHT WINS!

Thrandruil pushed Thorin down as he attempted to stand but Thorin grabbed his feet and he fell face down. Thorin slowly stood up a little bit at a time as he was about to lose his balance. And by then Thrandruil had stood up as well.

Fili: COME ON THORIN USE YOUR INNER CORE!

Purple cheerleaders: LETS GO THORIN LETS GO! LETS GO THORIN LETS GO!!

Pink cheerleaders: GO THRANNIE GO THRANNIE GO GO GO THRANNIE GO! Go THRANNIE GO THRANNIE GO THRANNIE GO! *spread glitter*

Thorin: must use inner core.....

Thrandruil: nonnono! *tipping over* I MUST STAY FABULOUS! *falls*

Crowd: ONE TWO THREE FOUR -

Thrandruil: *grabs Thorins foot* OH NO YOU DONT!

Crowd: FIVE WOOOOO!!

Thorin: *falls* thank the stars! I won! *runs and grabs the arkenstone* it's okay baby daddy's here!

Gandalf: I now present to you the winner of the jousting tournament! THORIN OAKENSHIELD!!!