Pippin is online Emily is online

Pippin: *panting* need mushrooms...!

Emily: why don't you just go in the field to pick some?

Pippin: there gone I ate them all

Emily: what about in Farmer Maggots farm? You know in his garden?

Pippin: been there done that and I almost got killed by his dogs

Emily: well what about Rhadagast? I know he has a secret stash of mushrooms

Pippin: HE DOES?? O_O I'm going there right now!

Emily: wait! When are the other mushrooms gonna grow back?

Pippin: tomorrow morning. I need my food! I can't wait! *runs off to Rhadagast secret stash *

Emily: wow pippin you couldn't wait till tomorrow.

At Rhadagast house

Pippin: oh here they are! *pulls out a sack of mushrooms and eats them all* NOMNOMNOM

Rhadagast: WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEE????

Pippin: uhhhhh

Rhadagast: those are magical mushrooms! And do you know what happens when you eat a whole sack of them????

Pippin: uh no? *suddenly his body grows out wider and when he's finished growing he's like a little ball.*

Rhadagast: *holds up mirror* Look!! This is what happens!

Pippin: *lets out a high pitch scream* IM SO FAT! when will it get back to normal??!

Rhadagast: oh in a bout a week or so

Pippin: WEEEK? A WEEK????

Rhadagast: sucks for you. Now I suggest you get going or rolling would better suit you.

Pippin: grrr

Pippin rolls down the forest into the shire with sweat pouring as he goes round in round.

Hobbit1 : is that pippin?

Hobbit2:why bless my beard! It is! I wondered what happened?

Hobbit1:who knows *screenshots*

Pippin finally makes it to his home where his wife is waiting

Renni: what on earth happened?

Pippin: I'd rather not say honey.

Renni: well come on it's time for elvenses then!

Pippin: coming! *trys to fit but he's to fat* uh honey. I can't fit through the door.

Renni: *screeenshots and posts to social media* well I guess you'll have to sit eat sleep and drink outside then .

Pippin: AWE MAN I GOTTA DO THIS FOR A WHOLE WEEK! *starts to rain* great just great.

A week later

Pippin; I'm back I'm back I'm back! *dances*

Renni: now you know to not to stuff your face with mushrooms when they first grow?

Pippin: yes dearest *kisses* thank you for enduring that

Renni: oh I didn't mind it was quite funny actually

Pippin: well I'm off to go see Frodo have a good day

Renni: AND DONT EAT TOO MANY MUSHROOMS!!!