Me-well I'm grounded

You- Wtf did you do this time?

Me-my mom asked me to do the laundry and threw a sock at me. I ran away screaming, "master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!"

You- lol. I have taught you well my little house elf.

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This was too funny that I had to put this on here. My sister read this to me and I laughed my ass off.