"Mr Stark I want you to meet Y/n my girlfriend." Peter announces excitedly to the billionaire.

The sixteen year old Peter Parker is way too excited and I'm way too nervous. Or that's what Peter says anyways. Peter cares for Mr Tony Stark that much that for me this is like meeting the parents for the first time.

"Hey there Mr Stark." I say offering a handshake to Mr Stark.

Mr Tony Stark smirks surprised and shakes my smaller hand.

"Pleasure." Mr Stark pauses, "But call me Tony, only underoos here calls me Mr Stark." Tony smiles reassuringly.

All of a sudden the door opens loudly revealing Thor and Loki, two gods.

"Oh hi!" I say going over and shaking both of their hands.

"Ah it is the Spiderling's love." Thor smiles as I finish shaking Loki's hand.

"Y/n is it? Stay away from Loki, he's dangerous!" Tony warns me with him and Peter by my side.

"It's ok, Loki could never hurt a child!" Thor proclaims.

Loki in one swift motion, draws his knives.

"Is that a challenge?!" Loki shouts passionately.

"Omg Mr Loki, your knives are so shiny and cool!" I exclaim admiring the blades.

A couple beats happen.

"I require a different child!" Loki shouts.

"I'm honoured Mr Loki to be in a god and hero's presence!" I say starry-eyed.

"Did she sat god and hero?" Tony mutters.

"Y/n's so excited. Plus, Loki has redeemed himself." Peter whispers back, with a wink to me.

"Why thank you young child." Loki turns to Peter, "You have mated with this girl? She is your lover no?"

Peter practically chokes on thin air as Tony Stark laughs.

"He means Spiderling, that Y/n is your girlfriend right?" Thor points out.

"Yes." Peter nods.

"Yes to which question kid?" Tony teases elbowing Peter.

"You hurt Y/n, I shall kill you with the force and pain of a thousand suns colliding in supernova." Loki surprisingly threatens.

Peter gulps as Thor gasps. Tony just sighs but then smiles.

"Yes Loki sir. I won't ever hurt her." Peter says seriously.

This whole unexpected conversation is so cool!

"Then excuse me, what are these bruises littering her neck?" Loki asks touching them lightly with his knives.

Oh my god! Quite literally...

"Loki put them knives away." Thor says rubbing his eyes.

"Um...?"

"Ask your father, Mr Loki." I suggest trying to salvage that conversation.

Loki turns to me with a solemn look.

"I can't. I am an orphan." He states.

I place my hand on the god's shoulder in comfort.

"I'm so sorry..." I give Loki's shoulder a small squeeze, "I'm an orphan too."

Loki gasps with such emotion.

"I shall take ownership of this child!" Loki yells with passion, "Immediately!" He says determinedly.

"What? Adoption?" Tony asks slightly confused.

"Yes! I shall adopt the mortal. You shall be the princess of Asgard." Loki announces.

Tears escape my tired but bright eyes as Peter and Tony stands there open-mouthed.

"Thank you so much Mr Loki!" I say launching at him for a hug.

Loki hugs me back then pulls away from me placing an arm around me.

"Call me dad." Loki, dad, says proudly.

"This is wicked! The god of mischief as my dad and the god of thunder as my uncle." I turn to Thor, "High five uncle Thor!"

Thor enthusiastically high fives me back as me, him and my new dad Loki whoops.

"Excellent. I need the papers!" Loki says now brandishing a feather quill.

"I'll have to use uncle Thor's thunder in my pranks!" I think aloud with excited lacing my voice.

"You like to prank?" Loki puts his hand on his heart, "I'm so proud."

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"I was so nervous meeting you Tony. It is like meeting the parents situation. Peter really admires you and thinks of you as a father figure you know, as his dad." I smile warmly.

Tony looks very emotional but smirks, "I love your girl, kid. Don't fuck it up."

Before Peter - who's cuddled into my side on the sofa - can reply I do.

"Yeah or my dad Loki will kill you wi-"

"-I get it." Peter interrupts me nervously.

"Pretty cool sciencey threat huh Petey?"

"Sure was sweetheart." Peter says following it up with a kiss.

"You two are adorable." Pepper comments.

Her and Tony sit opposite me and Peter on the other sofa, mirroring us.

"So are you two!" I exclaim.

"I'm so glad I brought you today sweetheart." Peter mumbles sweetly.

"Same here. I know how important Tony and the other Avengers are to you. Why wouldn't I wanna come?" I say with just as much sugar.

"Aw baby..." Peter whispers leaning in.

Softly Peter presses his slightly chapped lips against mine, one hand cupping my cheek. Both of my hands rest on his chest as I melt into one of his softer types of kisses. It is then when Peter subtly tugs at my lip that I remember Tony and Pepper Stark are just sitting across from us. I pull away from my smooth boyfriend of one year and a half with rosy cheeks. I mean I've known Peter since we were eleven but we only got together eighteen months ago.

"I love you two." Pepper says sweetly.

"You obviously make the kid very happy so I'm happy for you both." Tony adds.

I just blush more.

"As am I!" Loki says returning with Thor behind him, "We've gained an Asgardian princess and probably a prince to go with her." Loki declares with the biggest grin.

"Wh-"

"Please just leave Mr Loki be, Mr Stark, whilst he doesn't want to murder me." Peter almost begs.

This just makes me laugh so hard.

Dialogue that is bold is quotes or practically identical quotes from the meme below I found on Pinterest. So credit due.