Here's what I like to do when I'm bored, except for annoying my siblings and eating and annoying more people of course.

I like to paint.
More like waste paints and mess up the canvas.
Shut up.

I like to cook.
More like to burn the entire house down.
Shut up.

I like to sing.
You sound like a constipated parrot.
Shut up.

Will you just shut up?!
Who? Me? I mean I'm just trying to-
Get out.
Who? Me? Why? Where do I go? But what did I-
Oh my god, you're so annoying. You know what I'm gonna go!
Who you? Why? You're not that bad-

Door slams shut in my face.

A/n
This was me and and my fake ass Wattpad self trying to write a chapter.
What I actually like to do is annoy astoundingi.
Qotd~ what are your hobbies?