me: FedEx

lylan:*yawns* I hate this ship! I like graylu better.

me: IT'S SHIPS LYLAN! DON'T HURT THE NALU SHIPPERS! AND NALU SHIPPERS, DON'T HURT LYLAN!

lylan: let em hurt me! they will die as soon as I get sesshomaru (dad) on them

me: lylan shhhhh