1 how would you celebrate a publishing deal? 

With lots of booze. I'll have to sober up and write after a week, but first: booze.

2 what's your daily writing routine like?

My daily writing is sporadic at best. When I'm on my best behavior and I'm not actively avoiding writing, it's pretty good. I have a set time to write each day, around 6AM to 7AM, then again at 11AM-12PM. That's the time I can usually catch my writing partner/editor Nikki online and I can feed her bits of new things I've written that I think are particularly brilliant. Depending on the questions raised, I'll write again around 9PM til Midnight.. or later. There's just something about writing at night that suits a vampire novel

 3 what's your advice for a Wattpad newcomer? 

Don't commit to a publishing schedule. Just go out and write a lot first, but do it offline, not in the Wattpad App. Even if all you have is a phone, writing in Notepad or a basic text editor is going to be much safer than in the app. One wrong swipe and everything you just did for the past hour is gone... but not if you're in an app specifically for writing.

4 how would you spend a day with your favorite celeb, who would you choose and what would you do? 

I don't really have a favorite celeb. If I had to choose one, I guess Neil Gaiman. I'd just like to shadow him and hang out with him, whatever he's doing.

5 what's your dream vacation? 

A week where nobody bugs me or wakes me up and I can sleep or do whatever I want. No schedules. No stress. Delivery every day. Just one week tough.

6 what's your favorite song? Whose the artist?

Paranoid Android by Radiohead

 7 what's your favorite snack?

snickers bar

 8 if you could gain advice from your favorite author, who would you and what would you ask? 

Stephen King. How do you juggle so many books at one.

9  how would you handle a bully? 

Find out where he lives and works. Then systematically destroy his life and reputation.

10 what's your favorite color? 

black. Duh 

11 what's your favorite holiday and why?

Christmas. I'm adult so I get the good toys now, even if I do buy them for myself.

Request time!

SO I MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE. Read it. It's hilarious and it's a realistic look at how vampires would really exist in our world. Plus it's bleeding hilarious.