(This could be either one of us but I'm Irish and drinking is an Irish stereotype so Yeet. This was originally Harry and Draco. I'm Harry, Andrew's Draco-)

Meg: *drunk* a-ANDREW!

Andrew: *pauses in the doorway, startled* Meaghan? Yeah?

Meg: *glares* y-you... YOU, WHAT are yOU DOING in mY HOUSE??

Andrew: *stares* Meg, you should go to bed.

Meg: Andreww how th E HECK did you sLYTHERIN-TO MY HouSE!?

Andrew: *mumbles to self* Even when she's drunk, she makes puns. *to meg* Meaghan, love, we've been together for the past five years.

Meg: *gasps in shock*