^my friend is writing a story and involved Andrew and I and I mentioned how she said she might make me evil. I scratched out her names for obvious reasons^

Andrew: Hey Meg? Since there's a 'heavens yes' and a 'hell no', why isn't there a 'purgatory maybe'?

Meg: *immediately* PURGHAPS-

Andrew: I hate you sometimes! What I mean by that is that I love you. <actual thing he told me earlier<