"You and The Doctor, are you his Queen?"

"No, I'm Rory's Queen. Wife...Wife. I am his wife. Please don't tell him I said I was his Queen. I'll never hear the end of it!"

"Ah yes, Willow is The Doctor's Queen?"

"Well...If Amy's a Queen, I would have to be a princess,"

"Oh shut it!"

In Egypt 1334 BC, The Doctor is rushing to the TARDIS, talking to someone "Bye, then. Lovely seeing you. Sorry about the mess..." he goes to open the TARDIS doors but is restrained by an elegant woman in a sheer gown and tall blue headdress, who pushes him up against the TARDIS door and strokes his hair.

"You think I'll just let you leave without me, after what we've just been through?" she asks seductively and a huge sigh is heard from inside the TARDIS

"You've got the Egyptian people to rule, Queen Nefertiti. They'll need reassuring after that weapon-bearing giant alien locust attack we just stopped rather brilliantly!" The Doctor tries to escape and the TARDIS door fly open and the two are forced apart.

"Hi Neffy," Willow steps out of the TARDIS and gives the Egyptian woman a forced smile.

"Willow!" the woman smiles, giving her a hug "I wondered if he'd lost you!"

"Hm," Willow raises an eyebrow "explains why you were trying to snog him," Nefertiti smirks slightly and both women laugh.

Something parps from The Doctor's pocket and he jumps, reaching into it, and getting his physic paper out, seeing its text.

"Oh dear, sorry. I've got it set to Temporal News for You. That's interesting!" he reads off it

"What is?" Nefertiti asks as Willow peers over The Doctor's shoulder

"Nothing. Not interesting. Not at all. ...Ooo, never been there. Exciting! I'm off!" The Doctor runs into the TARDIS and Willow follows, turning to the Egyptian queen 

"Coming?".

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The TARDIS dropped the three off at the Indian Space Agency in 2367 A.D.

"Craft size approximately ten million square kilometres," A woman informs The Doctor.

"A ship the size of Canada coming at Earth very fast. Any signs of life?"

"We sent up a drone craft. It took these readings," She shows them the reading on the computer and they see that the incoming spaceship is a central mass with lots of big pods extending out of it.

"Crikey, Charlie, look at that!" The Doctor jumps in excitement "Ooo, I know someone who'd love to have a look at that. And the Ponds. Mustn't forget the Ponds Neffy!" The Doctor runs around Willow

"If we're being technical, you're a Pond too dear...Actually, even if we're not being technical, you are one," Willow smiles at The Doctor, reminding him for the umpteenth time that he's married to her.

"Haven't seen them in ages!" The Doctor would have seemed to ignore Willow, but he gives her a wink "I'm riffing. People usually stop me when I'm riffing or carry on without me. That's also an option!"

"Can you communicate with this craft?" Nefertiti asks

"She's with us" The Doctor says proudly "Good question, Neffy,"

"No. No response on any channel, in any recognised language. If it comes within ten thousand kilometres of Earth, we send up missiles,"

"Oh, Indira, I liked you before you said missiles..." The Doctor's excitement is gone "How long 'till the ship gets that close?"

"Six hours nineteen minutes,"

"Right. Better get a shift on, then. Leave it with us. Come on, Neffy. We're going to need help,"

"And a babysitter," Willow tells her husband, pointing to Alex, playing with a Rubix cube in the corner.

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The Doctor is walking out of the TARDIS, into a busy Victorian street, where two women are standing at the end.

"Auntie Vastra! Auntie Jenny!" Alex shouts, rushing to the two women.

"Hello little monkey," Vastra smiles and crouches down, pulling her veil off "Peek-ah-boo," Alex laughs

"I'm not that young anymore!"-

"Hm, shame," Vastra rises again and The Doctor crouches to his daughter's height.

"Now, be good for Vastra, Jenny and Potato head, okay?"

"Potato head as well?" Alex asks disappointed,

"Even potato head this time," The Doctor laughs.

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The TARDIS is parked in the African Plains 1902 A.D. A tent and a campsite sit nearby.

"More stew?" Willow is sitting next to a man with grey hair - John Riddell

"Where've you been, woman? Seven months! The Doctor said you two were popping out for some liquorice. I had two very disappointed dancers on my hands. Not that I couldn't manage,"

"Right," Willow griminess "Riddell, listen. We've found, well... something..."

"No, no, no, no, no. I shan't fall for that again!" Riddell looks over at Willow who raises a disbelieving eyebrow "Oh go on, what is it?

"We have no clue. The question is, do you want to find out?".

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The Doctor is rushing around the TARDIS, having materialised around the Ponds.

"Hello! You weren't busy, were you? Well, even if you were, it wasn't as interesting as this probably is. Didn't want you to miss it. Now, just a quick hop!" The Doctor rants and Willow looks at where the Ponds should be, but recognises Rory's father there.

"Oh Christ -" Willow makes eye contact with Amy who sighs as the TARDIS appears in the large spaceship.

"Everybody grab a torch!" The Doctor walks out of the TARDIS and Brian drops the lightbulb he was holding.

"Sorry," Willow mutters to Rory as she leaves the TARDIS and into an open area. It's dark and dusty, with cobwebs everywhere. There's no obvious indication of usage, the whole place is just big open-plan.

"Spiders. Don't normally get spiders in space!" The Doctor is being nosey and Brian finally steps out of the TARDIS.

"What the...?"

"Don't move! Do you really think I'm that stupid I wouldn't notice?" The Doctor is now being very confrontational to Brian.

"Oh god" Willow bangs her head on Rory's shoulder

"How did you get aboard, eh? Transmat? Who sent you?"

"Doctor! That's my dad!" Rory explains

"Well frankly, that's outrageous," The Doctor is now angry with Rory

"What?"

"You think you can just bring your dad along without asking? I'm not a taxi service, you know?!"

"You materialised around us!"

"Oh. Well, that's fine, then. My mistake..." The Doctor turns to Brian, shaking his hand "Hello, Brian. How are you? Nice to meet you. Welcome, welcome. This is the gang. I've got a gang!" he gestures to everyone "Yes. Come on then!" he rushes off

"Tell him something, quick," Amy says to Rory

"Maybe quicker than quick" Willow adds as Amy walls off "Mum!" Willow runs after her.

"Yes, thank you!" Rory shouts at teem "The wife and the Daughter, always such help!"

"D-daughter?" Brain asks "I'm not entirely sure what's going on..."

"You know when Amy and I first got married and we went travelling..."

"To Thailand,"

"More like the entirety of space and time. In that police box." Rory points to the TARDIS "and you remember Poppy?"

"Yes," Brian nods

"Well, turns out she was one of our grown-up daughters, and she can change how she looks, like The Doctor - who she's now married to."

"Change faces?!"

"Regeneration, confusing!" Rory is trying to be quick "Anyway, the brunette is her - Willow. And she has a daughter, Alex, who's not here right now,"

"I have a granddaughter?"

"And a great-granddaughter," Brian goes to say something, but Willow shouts back

"Dad!" something shakes and Rory drags his father back to the group

"All right, where are we? What is that noise and hello, ten months!" Amy asks, grabbing the Doctor's arm

"Orbiting earth! Well, more like pre-crashing! On a spaceship, don't know, and hello, Pond!" The Doctor hugs Amy tightly, sniffing her hair as usual "Ten months. Time flies! Never really understood that phrase. This is Neffy, this is Riddell. They're with Willow an I!" The Doctor gestures to the two

"With you? They're with you? Are they the new us? Is that why we haven't seen you?!" Amy asks worriedly

"No. They're just people. They're not Ponds!" the Doctor reassures "I thought we might need a new gang. Not really had a gang before. It's new," he flashes his touch into Amy's eyes and she slaps him away.

"Ten months!" Willow hugs her mother "Sorry, but, if it makes you feel better, it hasn't been as long for us, Alex is still the same age she was when you last saw her!"

"Which was?"

"Seven, going on seventeen,"

"Of course," Amy laughs as the big bulkhead door are the end of the hold, they were currently on flashes red and it slowly starts moving.

"It's coming down..." The Doctor mutters

"What is it?"

"No idea,"

There's a cargo lift within the doors, and it arrives with a thump. The doors open to reveal two large armoured creatures, a bright white light behind them.

"Not possible..."

"Run?" The Doctor tells the group, but he sounds rather unsure. The gang runs away though, but The Doctor doesn't.

"Doctor!"

"I know. Dinosaurs! On a spaceship!" Amy and Willow both grab The Doctor, pulling him away from the dinosaurs.