This is solely a figment of my imagination. I am not dating anyone.

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Mr. Nice Face*: Where do you want to go?

Me: Hmm... indoor skydiving!

Mr. Nice Face: Hell no!

Me: *laughs* I was just messing with you. (Not really). I want to go to the movies.

Mr. Nice Face: *thinks* Great, if we see something scary I can put my arm around her and "protect" her. 

Mr. Nice Face: *says* Sounds great! What do you want to see?

Me: Defo anything Marvel, if I haven't seen it yet.

Mr. Nice Face: You like Marvel?

Me: Heck yeah! They make some of the best movies ever! Take Logan for example. Did you see it? They defo let wolverine go with a bang! That movie was stellar! :D

Mr. Nice Face: I haven't seen it yet. *checks phone for Logan showtimes* There aren't any showtimes for today that we could make, so we can't go see it today.

Me: Gamn it! *thinks* Wait so does that mean we will be going out to see it some other day? ;)

Mr. Nice Face: Well is there something else you would like to go see?

Me: Hmm.. well none of the Marvel or action movies I want to see are out yet, other than John Wick.. 

Mr. Nice Face: Kong: Skull Island is out. We could go see that.

Me: Eh.

Mr. Nice Face: We could just watch a movie at my house.

Me: Really? Sounds great! Ooh, let's watch the newest Poltergeist! It was hilarious!

Mr. Nice Face: Hilarious?

Me: Yeah, it was great! It was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen!

Mr. Nice Face: *thinks* Welp, so much for the classic scary movie date thing. 

Me: *winks* Gamn straight!

A/N

Mr. Nice Face*: Code name for my crush

I know, I have issues :P