HOLY MOTHER OF BACON STRIPS!

I JUST BRUSHED A HAND OVER MY STOMACH AND THEN MY EYES WIDENED AND I POKED MY STOMACH AND WAS LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS BACONATOR I HAVE ABS! 

MY STOMACH IS HARD AF OMG THIS IS NUTS. 

TELL: 

Note: This was probably made hours ago on October 9th, 2016. I just forgot to publish. Whoops?