Written in the notes section of my phone sometime late 2018.

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Me: *runs into friend's house*  

"Bro, there's a person going around stealing donuts!!"

Unsuspecting Friend of Mine: *is about to take a bite of her donut and stops* 

"What?!"

Me: "Seriously, I saw it on the news!!"

Unsuspecting Friend of Mine: "But..but...I love donuts!!"

Me: "I know, that's why I came so fast! I literally ran here to tell you! The guy even left a warning- he said 'hide your glazed, hide your chocolate, hide the holes because he's stealing every donut up in here!'"

Unsuspecting Friend of Mine: "Gamn, that's sick!"

Me: "I know right?? I've got to go. Nice chat we had, thanks!"

Unsuspecting Friend of Mine: "Thanks?" *is confused* "For what?"

Me: "The donuts! :D" *shoves one into mouth & runs out with the whole box of donuts*