Since I am weird af on August 22nd I thought up a scenario called 'If I Made a Truth or Dare YouTube Video.'

(Just peeped that these are all dares. Whoops? Lol)

ME: "I dare you to scream 'leedle leedle' in that girls ear."

FRIEND: "I dare you to sit on that guy's lap."

ME: "No way, I saw that prank on YouTube and one guy humped the girl. I am NOT taking any chances!"

FRIEND: "Fine, I dare you to go up to that guy and say you have a nice butt."

ME: *Goes up to guy* "Hey, may I have a word with you?" 

GUY: *Quirks eyebrow* "Sure?" 

ME: "You have a nice butt."

GUY: "Excuse me?"

ME: *Nods* "You have a  nice butt."

GUY: *Smiles* "Thanks, you too." 

ME: *Smiles awkwardly and blushes before running to friend holding camera*

ME: "Df he said it back! He said nice butt to me!" *Looks behind self* "But where, I don't even have one!"

 FRIEND: *Snorts* "He was watching your butt as you ran away." *Lol*

ME: "He totally wasn't. Fudge off."

FRIEND: *Rolls eyes* "I dare you to jump on that woman's table and yell 'I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!'"

ME: "But it's my turn to give you a dare!"

FRIEND: *Sticks tongue at me* "Don't care. Now go!"

ME: *Mumbles incoherent words under breath while walking up to woman.*

ME: "Do you mind ifIi stand on your table?"

WOMAN: "Yeah, I do mind."

ME: *Shrugs* "Well urm sorry." *Hops onto table*  

ME: "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, ROCK!"  

ME: *Runs over to friend* "Why would you dare me to do that? She was enjoying her nice meal then my feet went onto her table right next to her food! I would've wanted to punch me in the face!!"

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At the end of video there would be a clip of me apologizing to the last lady and buying her more food because I felt bad, despite not stepping on her food or whatever. 

That concludes this update of my weirdness, stay tuned for more Dragon randomness!! :D

Song: Truth or Dare - Emily Osment