OMG I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING MY FRIEND J FROM MY SWIM TEAM TOLD ME! XDDDD

SHE SAID... SHE SAID. OH GOODNESS SORRY I AM TRYING NOT TO BUST OUT LAUGHING RN.

WHEW. OKAY. J SAID HER MOM (A TEACHER) TAUGHT A GIRL WHO'S NAME WAS OBESITY.

YOU WOULD THINK IT WAS JUST SPELLED O-B-E-S-I-T-Y. NOPE. IT'S SPELLED A-B-C-D.

UH BE SUH DEE.

THE FACT THAT A-B-C-D WORKS THOUGH!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

OH MY GOODNESS I WOULD HATE MY PARENTS WHEN I FINALLY GOT OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND MY NAME. 

ABCD.

I CAN'T.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SO DONE RIGHT NOW.