I used to have a book on here called Mystical Llamacorn of Awesomeness, and, well...

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DESCRIPTION: Ha! I got you to click on my book, didn't I? Well... in the words of Bryson Tiller, "sorry not sorry" but this is probably not what you are expecting it to be. I'm just saying. This is a book where you ask me questions about anything and I give you my thoughts on it. If I don't know the answer, I'll use my imagination- the mystical llamacorn of awesomeness- and try to come up with a creative answer. (I came up with the name when I was sitting in the car using my imagination. Sue me.)

GENRE: Random

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Randomness 1

So, ask me any question and I will do my best to answer it. This is the first weird chapter right here so yeah. Oh, I almost forgot something! If anyone wants to make me a cover that'd be great!

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Randomness 2

(Song of chapter: Me, Myself, and I by G-Eazy & Bebe Rexha)

Question from MedievalDucky's friend: Would you go to your dying best friend or your dying grandma first?

Well, that is a tough question. But.... I HAVE AN ANSWER!!!

I would....

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SAVE MYSELF!!! ME, MYSELF, AND I!!! Jk, but seriously I answered below so check it out.

I thought about it for awhile, but then I was all like, "I AM A NINJA FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!!" So, I decided I would go to my best friend and call on Spiderman to save my grandma. (Spiderman and I have been friends since like, forever)

Only because my grandma would be upset if I actually saved her instead of a friend. Once Spiderman and I saved them, we'd take them to a hospital and try to figure out what was wrong with them.

Then if the thing wrong with them was incurable, I'd call on Elixir from Marvel's X-Men. He'd heal them and they'd both live on.

Also, you never said how they were dying so I assumed my grandma was plummeting to her death and Spiderman used his webs to stop her from plummeting and set her down in the Avenger's building.

I assumed my best friend was being held at gunpoint so I called on QuickSilver who ran me over to her quickly and stopped time so that we could draw all over the person's face who was holding the gun and take the bullets out and throw them away.

Then we all went and got food and hung out with the Avenger's. There you go.

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(On a serious note, I would save whoever I know I could cure and I'd pray for the other person. Since you didn't say how exactly they were dying and how close to each other they were, I would go to whoever I thought could be saved fastest, then rush to the other person. If they were on different sides of the globe or something I'd have someone else I know save the person I didn't go to. Or call 911 for an ambulance to go to the person. Tough question tbh, but I love my grandma and I'd probably go to her. She'd probably be mad at me and send me to my best friend though. Then I'd be faced with the question of if I should do as my grandma wished and leave to save my best friend in respect to my elder, or just stay with her and let my best friend die. Thanks for the question, it made me think a lot.)

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A/N

As you can see, this didn't go anywhere.