LMAO I'M DYINNGGGGG!!😂😂😂😂

I RECORDED THE MOVIE THE LORAX A WHILE AGO AND AM WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW.

ANYWHOZIES,

I JUST SAW THE PART WHERE IT'S THE GIRL, AUDREY'S BIRTHDAY (IN THE MAIN CHARACTER DUDE, TED'S DREAM) AND I WAS COMMENTATING LMAO 

I WAS ALL LIKE:

"SLIDES DOWN THE BANISTER LIKE A BAWSE!" 

"GRABS GLASS LIKE A BAWSE!" 

"DRINKS THROUGH STRAW, LIKE A BAWSE!"

"PLAYS PIANO LIKE A BAWSE!!"

"THROWS HAT OFF, LIKE A MOFO'ING BAWSE!!!!!"

😂😂😂😂😂😂

But seriously why df did Ted legit go through so much trouble for Audrey? She said she wanted a tree so he went all in and committed a crime and blah blah blah. Meanwhile, I'm too lazy to get out of bed most days.

"She's a woman, in high school. And she likes trees, and I'm gonna get her one." -Ted.

BOOYYYYYYY PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA😂😂😂

THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN:

https://youtu.be/9OTzcZ-nxgs

GUYS I AM LEGIT GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW XD THIS MOVIE MAN. BRUH MY EYES ARE ABOUT TO TEAR UP BECAUSE OF THE HILARITY OF IT ALL