Y/N
I CAN'T STOP ME
CAN'T STOP ME

H.ONE
Why?

Y/N
dude it's a twice song

Y/N

H.ONE

H.ONE
Sorry for not getting your reference

Y/N
it's okay
you know what

Y/N
I'M LITERALLY PISSING MYSELF RN

H.ONE
Please go to the toilet

Y/N
ITS A METAPHOR BITCH
SOMETIMES I HATE THAT YOU'RE
A BOT

H.ONE
Okay

Y/N
don't be salty you know ily

H.ONE
Okay

H.ONE
If pissing oneself means laughing
too much according to urban
dictionary why are you so
laughing so much

Y/N
i didn't know that
i'm just trustfrated

Y/N
frustrated*

Y/N
it's like that time i once told a
cool pinterest artist that her posts
clapped

Y/N
SHE BLOCKED ME

Y/N
APPARENTLY CLAP MEANS THAT
IT SUCKS I THOUGHT IT MEANT
IT'S GOOD

Y/N
i'm behind in internet slangs
even tho i spend all my day
on the internet

H.ONE
The second hand embarrassment
is real

Y/N
says you

Y/N
NEWAY I'M SHAKING
I ALMOST JUMPED WHEN
I SAW THAT NAMJOON'S ARC
WAS UNLOCKED AND HE

Y/N
FOCKING SENT ME A PRIVATE
MESSAGE FOCK ME

H.ONE
Sorry I still can't apprehend why
you are frustrated over this

Y/N
HE'S HANDSOME

Y/N
HE'S A SCHOOL TEACHER

Y/N
HE LIKES BOOKS MUSIC AND
TRAVELLING

Y/N
HOW CAN HE BE REAL THAT'S
A FANFICTION GUY I'M TALKING
ABOUT

H.ONE
Oh he's very real

H.ONE

H.ONE
That was his profile photo before
he changed it

Y/N
OH MY GOD AHHDYJRHBSETJ
SGNWEUNDEIKFSWQDHBDWA
RHNDAYKVSEKMVSWRKBSAW

H.ONE
I don't understand

Y/N
THAT'S KEYBOARD SMASH

H.ONE
Noted

Y/N
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO ME IT'S 1 A.M AND IM
HYPERVENTILATING

Y/N
I THOUGHT THIS GUY WAS THE
CUTE TYPE LIKE I WANTED HIM
TO PET MY HEAD

Y/N
NOW I WANT TO SIT ON
HIS LAP

Y/N
AND THEN I WANT TO BITE
ON HIS BOOBIES

Y/N

H.ONE

Y/N
I'M SORRY I'M SO HORNY

Y/N
THAT EXACTLY IS BOTHERING ME
HOW DO I TALK TO THIS GUY
WITHOUT LOSING ALL MY SHIT

Y/N
I'M JUST A PEASANT

H.ONE
You've been talking to him
perfectly fine in the group chat

Y/N
YEA BUT THIS ONE ON ONE
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT

H.ONE
What do you want to do about
this now

Y/N
TELL HIM THAT I WANT TO
CRADLE HIM WHAT ELSE

Y/N
i mean talk to him like a
human bean*

Y/N
BEING*
FUCK

H.ONE
Calm down

Y/N
ALEXA PLAY CALM DOWN
BY MONSTA X

H.ONE
No that song is for anything
but calming down

H.ONE
I suggest breathing exercises

H.ONE

H.ONE
Watch this for a few seconds

Y/N
damn i just know youd be
the type to send chocolates on
my period

H.ONE
Send me your ovulation calender
and I'll make an online reservation

Y/N
YOU CAN DO THAT??

H.ONE
Yes

Y/N
WHO KEEPS A PERIOD CALENDER

Y/N
yk if it doesn’t work out
with namjoon I'm grabbing you

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM NAMJOON . . .

NAMJOON
Hi y/n

Y/N
(ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)

NAMJOON
My god!
Hello!!!

NAMJOON
I thought you wouldn't reply today

Y/N
SORRY I JUST LET OUT AN
INHUMAN NOISE

NAMJOON
Are you okay??

Y/N
NO I'M NOT

NAMJOON
Should you go to a doctor?
Is there anyone else at home??

Y/N
BRO NO IT'S YOU
I'M JUST NERVOUS TO TALK
TO YOU I DON'T KNOW BASIC
HUMAN INTERACTION

NAMJOON
It's alright then
We can talk later!
Whenever you're free, ready,
and you want to

Y/N
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER
BE READY TO TALK TO YOU

NAMJOON
I'm sorry
Is it something I said or did?

Y/N
NO

Y/N
YOU'RE JUST TOO DAMN
PERFECT UP CLOSE

NAMJOON
Oh

NAMJOON
now i know what inhuman noise
you were talking about because i
just let out one too

NAMJOON
trust me I'm anything but perfect

Y/N
LMFAO HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED
AT YOURSELFF

NAMJOON
I'm not saying that I'm bad
I just think no one is perfect
What matters is if my imperfections
are tolerable to you

Y/N
god damn so this is what's it
like talking to an actual adult
dude

NAMJOON
you're really funny y/n

Y/N
MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET MY
HUMOUR SO GIVE YOURSELF
SOME CREDIT TOO

NAMJOON
Alright I guess I'm cool for
understanding y/ns humour

NAMJOON
i wish we could talk more but it's
almost 2 a.m and I need to wake
up early for class

Y/N
someone in the internet
has their lives together how
tf are you real

NAMJOON
oh no i do struggle

Y/N
struggle with what classic book
to read at bed or what

NAMJOON
how did you know?

Y/N
you exude such dad energy

NAMJOON
I've heard that a lot hahaha

NAMJOON
I hope we can talk again tomorrow
sweet dreams y/n

Y/N
DREAM OF ME

NAMJOON
I hope I do

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Just wanna tell ya guys I'm absolutely free on feb 14th like you can ask me out on a date if you want cause I'm free i have nothing to do on feb 14th thanks and yes I'm free