1 NEW MESSAGE FROM M&M . . .

YOONGI
Hi

Y/N
HEAVEN SENT YOU TO ME

JIMIN
um what

Y/N
LITERALLY IT'S 3 A(FUCKING)M
AGAIN AND WHO THOUGHT
SOMEONE ELSE WOULD BE
AWAKE
:')

Y/N
our hearts align babyy

JUNGKOOK
i'm just vibing here

Y/N
jungkook do you ever
sleep

JUNGKOOK
idk do you??

Y/N
idk neither fam

JIMIN
it's literally yoongis first time
sending a text first and you're
scaring him again

YOONGI
I'm actually amused

Y/N
@yoongi
BOI I WANNA MEET YOUR MOMMA
ON A SUNDAY

YOONGI
She's in Daegu

Y/N
AND MAKE A LOT LOVE
ON A MONDAY

YOONGI
I think we're moving a bit too
fast

JUNGKOOK
SWITCHIN IN POSITION FOR YOU

JIMIN
*mumbles english words*

YOONGI
My bad i see where you're
going now

Y/N
imagine it's 2013 and now
i make a story time youtube vlog
"pranking my crush with ariana
grande lyrics xoxo"

HOSEOK
He's your crush???

Y/N
oh my my my
hobubba i missed you :')

JIMIN
This girl is always missing someone

HOSEOK
Did you really

HOSEOK
Do you want me to be more
online for you ;)

Y/N
I'M SCREECHING
HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO
PLAYS ALONG WITH ME REST
OF YALL ARE NO FUN

HOSEOK
Who says I'm only playing
darling

JUNGKOOK
*starts reciting the bible*

JUNGKOOK
the fboy vibe is strong with this one

HOSEOK
What's a fboy :(

Y/N
FLOWERBOY

HOSEOK
I like flowers :)

JUNGKOOK
FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER FLOWER
FLOWER FLOWERRR

JIMIN
don't do drugs kids

Y/N
did yoongi vanish again

YOONGI
Sorry I'm extremely unmotivated

Y/N
WHY
LET ME MASSAGE YOUR SLENDER
AND SMOOTH SHOULDERS

YOONGI
Other than always being
demotivated i spared some
time to spend here today

YOONGI
But you're talking about
miscellaneous and random
things again

JUNGKOOK
Mis— what actually?

HOSEOK
Does he sound a bit angry or
is it just me

YOONGI
That's how I normally talk

Y/N
then what do you want to talk
about yoongi *sits patiently*

JUNGKOOK
the universeee

JIMIN
yooniverse*

YOONGI
You

YOONGI
Tell me about you

HOSEOK
yes there's really not much
on your profile :(

Y/N
because there isn’t anything
really

Y/N
i'm an empty shell
*serenades a ballad*

YOONGI
I'm sure that is not the case

YOONGI
Who are you y/n?

JUNGKOOK
damn this is like an interrogation
scene from a detective movie

JIMIN
i guess i did a good thing by
staying awake

Y/N
I'm not going to give away my
real name and address to some
random internet strangers
#sorrynotsorry

HOSEOK
Savage, love

YOONGI
I don't need your identity
just tell me something real
about yourself

Y/N
what if I'm not real
but just a lonely author's
imagination

JIMIN
hashtag deep

YOONGI
Then I guess this would be
pointless why would I be wasting
my time on this app

Y/N
lol I'm sorry

Y/N
there's a lot to say but i can
not put them into right words

Y/N
so i feel like i have nothing
to say about myself

YOONGI
Well
whenever you're ready to say

HOSEOK
Why do you seem like you're sad
babe

Y/N
bc it's 3 am lmao
it's like
it's always this hour when
you're high on your feels

JIMIN
I guess you can say no to drugs
but not to your feels

JUNGKOOK

let's do the depression
dance and mix in a few twerks
in between

Y/N
awww
i have no ass tho

JIMIN
now
THAT really is sad

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM NAMJOON . . .

NAMJOON
gosh i barely woke up

NAMJOON
are you still here?
i missed you in the group chat

Y/N
boi i thought you were asleep?
it's literally 5 am

NAMJOON
since youre more online
at 3 ams i thought id wake
up a bit earlier to catch you

NAMJOON
but my alarms been ringing
and i was too tired wake up then

Y/N
how many alarms was that

NAMJOON
20 i think
10 alarms each hour

Y/N
I'M IN UGLY TEARS

NAMJOON
oh no I'm sorry
did i do anything wrong??

Y/N
BRO NO
NO ONE DOES SHIT FOR ME
AND YOU MF STRAIGHT UP
WANTED TO WAKE AT 3 FOR ME

Y/N

NAMJOON
oh hahaha
that's nothing

Y/N
IT IS
ARENT YOU TIRED
DON'T YOU HAVE A LONG
DAY AHEAD

NAMJOON
I'm still in bed don't worry

Y/N
SIR
HOW DO YOU LOOK SO GOOD
WHEN YOU ONLY WOKE UP

Y/N
IS THAT A MOLE ON YOUR CHEEK

Y/N
I WANNA POKE YOUR CHEEK
SO BAD

NAMJOON
You're flattering me

NAMJOON
I look like an egg

Y/N
I LOVE EGGS
EGGS ARE CUTE

Y/N
you know you should go to
sleep

NAMJOON
I'd have to wake in an hour
and half anyway

Y/N
that's a long amount of sleep
we can talk when it's daytime
tomorrow

NAMJOON
Are you sure?

Y/N
i'm the surest

NAMJOON
haha okay
tell me about yourself tomorrow!

Y/N
what if YOU tell me about
yourself

NAMJOON
But you seem like such an
interesting and fun person
I am just a teacher

Y/N
and I'm just living

Y/N
barely

Y/N
LMAO
LET'S TALK TOMORROW OKAY
BYE I'M GOING

NAMJOON
Goodnight 💙

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